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In 4 years, you could see a mammoth in your local zoo.

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  • N Nish Nishant

    Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)

    Regards, Nish


    My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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    Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    • N Nish Nishant

      Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)

      Regards, Nish


      My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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      God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. (finishing it for him) Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        Keith Barrow
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        But that reason could be deliciousness, in which case we should bring them back surely ? :-)

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          Nemanja Trifunovic
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          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          they're extinct for a reason...

          They stumbled upon JSOP when he was in a bad mood.

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          • N Nithin Sundar

            As said in one of the comments on that page: That man is facing a Mammoth task! Seriously though first they should be attempting breakthroughs to save what we're already losing in the world rather than resurrect a very old species.

            My Blog What you do, when you don't know what to do is what you do when you don't want to do what you do.

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            Henry Minute
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            Nithin Sundar wrote:

            they should be attempting breakthroughs to save what we're already losing

            True. However, don't practice on the production system, use a development elephant environment in case it crashes, or worse, does an unwanted dump.

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!

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            • N Nish Nishant

              Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)

              Regards, Nish


              My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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              Is this some sort of renewable energy effort?

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                Nithin Sundar wrote:

                they should be attempting breakthroughs to save what we're already losing

                True. However, don't practice on the production system, use a development elephant environment in case it crashes, or worse, does an unwanted dump.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!

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                I always thought you were supposed to mount a scratch monkey, not an elephant?

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                • C cechode

                  God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. (finishing it for him) Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth

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                  Bassam Abdul Baki
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                  I'll be sure to have a sex change before that happens.

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                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                    I'll be sure to have a sex change before that happens.

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                    I’d rethink that if when Muchamad comes men would give birth :)

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                    • C cechode

                      I’d rethink that if when Muchamad comes men would give birth :)

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                      Bad joke.

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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)

                        Regards, Nish


                        My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                        Single Step Debugger
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                        It will be far easier to glue some Persian carpets on a real elephant and tag it as a Mammoth in the Zoo.

                        There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

                        modified on Friday, January 14, 2011 1:34 PM

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                        • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                          Bad joke.

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                          my apologies ( i removed it )

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                            my apologies ( i removed it )

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                            Bassam Abdul Baki
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                            Good man.

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              Single Step Debugger
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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                              Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

                              This is because they used to hanging with some saber tooth tigers and sloths instead of reproducing themselves.

                              There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                It will be far easier to glue some Persian carpets on a real elephant and tag it as a Mammoth in the Zoo.

                                There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

                                modified on Friday, January 14, 2011 1:34 PM

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                                How embarrassing for your children to stand up in front of the classroom and say "My Daddy's job is to vacuum the mammoths at the zoo."

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                                • N Nish Nishant

                                  Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)

                                  Regards, Nish


                                  My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                  Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                  Mammoths in 4 years

                                  If they're trying to recreate the worlds largest mammal with hair in all the wrong places, I can give them my ex-wife's address and save them a helluva lot of work.

                                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                  -----
                                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                  • B badprog

                                    Uros Calakovic wrote:

                                    There is a number of them already roaming the streets.

                                    My mother in law lives near you?

                                    :)

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                                    Corporal Agarn
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                                    :laugh:

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                                    • G GenJerDan

                                      How embarrassing for your children to stand up in front of the classroom and say "My Daddy's job is to vacuum the mammoths at the zoo."

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                                      Just a temporally job until I’ll be promoted to Inseminator into the cloven-footed section.

                                      There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                        Mammoths in 4 years

                                        If they're trying to recreate the worlds largest mammal with hair in all the wrong places, I can give them my ex-wife's address and save them a helluva lot of work.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                        -----
                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        Holly cow (pun intended), where have you found her? On a big-game hunt? Area 51 experiment’s leftovers? McDonalds?

                                        There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          AspDotNetDev
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                                          Every species on the planet (aside from perhaps viruses and bacteria) are susceptible to extinction by a superior predator (humans). We've already extincted quite a few species. And multiple extinction events (meteors) have led to species dying off. I think we should give them another chance. :) And like others have said, I can't wait to try a mammoth burger.

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