In 4 years, you could see a mammoth in your local zoo.
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Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997But that reason could be deliciousness, in which case we should bring them back surely ? :-)
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Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
they're extinct for a reason...
They stumbled upon JSOP when he was in a bad mood.
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As said in one of the comments on that page: That man is facing a Mammoth task! Seriously though first they should be attempting breakthroughs to save what we're already losing in the world rather than resurrect a very old species.
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Nithin Sundar wrote:
they should be attempting breakthroughs to save what we're already losing
True. However, don't practice on the production system, use a development elephant environment in case it crashes, or worse, does an unwanted dump.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
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Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)
Regards, Nish
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Nithin Sundar wrote:
they should be attempting breakthroughs to save what we're already losing
True. However, don't practice on the production system, use a development elephant environment in case it crashes, or worse, does an unwanted dump.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!
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God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. (finishing it for him) Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth
I'll be sure to have a sex change before that happens.
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I'll be sure to have a sex change before that happens.
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Bad joke.
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Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)
Regards, Nish
My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com
It will be far easier to glue some Persian carpets on a real elephant and tag it as a Mammoth in the Zoo.
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modified on Friday, January 14, 2011 1:34 PM
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Bad joke.
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Good man.
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Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...
This is because they used to hanging with some saber tooth tigers and sloths instead of reproducing themselves.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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It will be far easier to glue some Persian carpets on a real elephant and tag it as a Mammoth in the Zoo.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
modified on Friday, January 14, 2011 1:34 PM
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Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)
Regards, Nish
My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Mammoths in 4 years
If they're trying to recreate the worlds largest mammal with hair in all the wrong places, I can give them my ex-wife's address and save them a helluva lot of work.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Uros Calakovic wrote:
There is a number of them already roaming the streets.
My mother in law lives near you?
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How embarrassing for your children to stand up in front of the classroom and say "My Daddy's job is to vacuum the mammoths at the zoo."
Just a temporally job until I’ll be promoted to Inseminator into the cloven-footed section.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Mammoths in 4 years
If they're trying to recreate the worlds largest mammal with hair in all the wrong places, I can give them my ex-wife's address and save them a helluva lot of work.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Holly cow (pun intended), where have you found her? On a big-game hunt? Area 51 experiment’s leftovers? McDonalds?
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Every species on the planet (aside from perhaps viruses and bacteria) are susceptible to extinction by a superior predator (humans). We've already extincted quite a few species. And multiple extinction events (meteors) have led to species dying off. I think we should give them another chance. :) And like others have said, I can't wait to try a mammoth burger.
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Good man.
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Holly cow (pun intended), where have you found her? On a big-game hunt? Area 51 experiment’s leftovers? McDonalds?
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
If you find food, my ex wife won't be far away... I'm sure the local buffet restaraunts have banned her by now.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
