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In 4 years, you could see a mammoth in your local zoo.

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  • C cechode

    my apologies ( i removed it )

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    Bassam Abdul Baki
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    Good man.

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      Single Step Debugger
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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

      This is because they used to hanging with some saber tooth tigers and sloths instead of reproducing themselves.

      There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      • S Single Step Debugger

        It will be far easier to glue some Persian carpets on a real elephant and tag it as a Mammoth in the Zoo.

        There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

        modified on Friday, January 14, 2011 1:34 PM

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        GenJerDan
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        How embarrassing for your children to stand up in front of the classroom and say "My Daddy's job is to vacuum the mammoths at the zoo."

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        • N Nish Nishant

          Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)

          Regards, Nish


          My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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          realJSOP
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          Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

          Mammoths in 4 years

          If they're trying to recreate the worlds largest mammal with hair in all the wrong places, I can give them my ex-wife's address and save them a helluva lot of work.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          • B badprog

            Uros Calakovic wrote:

            There is a number of them already roaming the streets.

            My mother in law lives near you?

            :)

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            Corporal Agarn
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            :laugh:

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            • G GenJerDan

              How embarrassing for your children to stand up in front of the classroom and say "My Daddy's job is to vacuum the mammoths at the zoo."

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              Single Step Debugger
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              Just a temporally job until I’ll be promoted to Inseminator into the cloven-footed section.

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                Mammoths in 4 years

                If they're trying to recreate the worlds largest mammal with hair in all the wrong places, I can give them my ex-wife's address and save them a helluva lot of work.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                Single Step Debugger
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                Holly cow (pun intended), where have you found her? On a big-game hunt? Area 51 experiment’s leftovers? McDonalds?

                There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  Bad idea - they're extinct for a reason...

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  AspDotNetDev
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                  Every species on the planet (aside from perhaps viruses and bacteria) are susceptible to extinction by a superior predator (humans). We've already extincted quite a few species. And multiple extinction events (meteors) have led to species dying off. I think we should give them another chance. :) And like others have said, I can't wait to try a mammoth burger.

                  [WikiLeaks Cablegate Cables]

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                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                    Good man.

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                    AspDotNetDev
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                    Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                    Good man

                    What a shame, he'll be missed.

                    [WikiLeaks Cablegate Cables]

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                      Holly cow (pun intended), where have you found her? On a big-game hunt? Area 51 experiment’s leftovers? McDonalds?

                      There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      realJSOP
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                      If you find food, my ex wife won't be far away... I'm sure the local buffet restaraunts have banned her by now.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        Mammoth 'could be reborn in four years'[^] Mammoths in 4 years, and maybe a T-rex in 14? That'd be interesting :-)

                        Regards, Nish


                        My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                        Roger Wright
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                        I was just thinking the other day that what the world really needs is a large, furry pachyderm that lacks the brains to survive a little climate change...

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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                          I was just thinking the other day that what the world really needs is a large, furry pachyderm that lacks the brains to survive a little climate change...

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                          Nish Nishant
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                          :laugh: 5!

                          Regards, Nish


                          My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                          • R Roger Wright

                            I was just thinking the other day that what the world really needs is a large, furry pachyderm that lacks the brains to survive a little climate change...

                            Will Rogers never met me.

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                            realJSOP
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                            Roger Wright wrote:

                            what the world really needs is a large, furry pachyderm

                            I'm sure that was the sentiment expressed by my ex-wife's parents when she was born.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              Roger Wright wrote:

                              what the world really needs is a large, furry pachyderm

                              I'm sure that was the sentiment expressed by my ex-wife's parents when she was born.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              Okay this is a new one! Using your ex-wife to get a rep score boost! :)

                              Regards, Nish


                              My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                              • K Keith Barrow

                                But that reason could be deliciousness, in which case we should bring them back surely ? :-)

                                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                -Or-
                                A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                Steve Mayfield
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                                Bring them back from the dead just to kill them off again ... have we learned nothing :~

                                Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                • C cechode

                                  God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. (finishing it for him) Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth

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                                  Steve Mayfield
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                                  Women inherited the earth when Eve took a bite out of the apple and discovered she could get Adam to do anything she wanted with but a flash or two :sigh:

                                  Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                    Okay this is a new one! Using your ex-wife to get a rep score boost! :)

                                    Regards, Nish


                                    My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                    I will throw every tool at my disposal (which happens to be a pet name my ex father-in-law gave to his daughter). I'm not getting rep points for foruim posts any more today - that's the limit I hit.

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                    -----
                                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      I will throw every tool at my disposal (which happens to be a pet name my ex father-in-law gave to his daughter). I'm not getting rep points for foruim posts any more today - that's the limit I hit.

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                      -----
                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      Nish Nishant
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                                      So you got 25 up votes in the Lounge? Because that's the debator up-vote limit per day!

                                      Regards, Nish


                                      My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                        So you got 25 up votes in the Lounge? Because that's the debator up-vote limit per day!

                                        Regards, Nish


                                        My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                        realJSOP
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                                        Apparently so... I've earned over 500 points so far today.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          Bring them back from the dead just to kill them off again ... have we learned nothing :~

                                          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                                          Andy Brummer
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                                          Actually, the animals and plants that we eat are wildly successful evolutionarily speaking. They completely dominate the planet even more than we do.

                                          Curvature of the Mind

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