Maths Joke - I thought it was funny in 1971!
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Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Which strip did you nick that one from?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Which strip did you nick that one from?
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
And when you think about non algebraic real numbers is it.... Trancendental Meditation???
Ger
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Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Run! Run for your lives! the math majors are loose!
Software Zen:
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Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's lemon.
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Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
A: Möbius Dick...
Sounds like it could bring the tears to someone's eyes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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E to the x is walking down the street when a crowd of functions comes running by. “Run for your life,” they say. “The differential operator is coming!” Unperturbed, e to the x continues walking. Another crowd of functions passes by with the same warning. “The differential operator is coming!” “Can’t hurt me,” thought e to the x, “I am my own derivative.” Then, from around the corner comes the differential operator. Stomp, stomp, stomp. “Why aren’t you running like the others?” asked the differential operator. “You can’t hurt me, I'm e to the X!” “Ah,” said the differential operator, “but I am the derivative with respect to y!” This isn't the only calculus joke I know, but the others are only debatably KSS (does she know calculus?).
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
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E to the x is walking down the street when a crowd of functions comes running by. “Run for your life,” they say. “The differential operator is coming!” Unperturbed, e to the x continues walking. Another crowd of functions passes by with the same warning. “The differential operator is coming!” “Can’t hurt me,” thought e to the x, “I am my own derivative.” Then, from around the corner comes the differential operator. Stomp, stomp, stomp. “Why aren’t you running like the others?” asked the differential operator. “You can’t hurt me, I'm e to the X!” “Ah,” said the differential operator, “but I am the derivative with respect to y!” This isn't the only calculus joke I know, but the others are only debatably KSS (does she know calculus?).
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
Dan Neely wrote:
does she know calculus?).
Mine does, but I don't.
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People thought that "Knock Three Times" was music, back in 1971. They were wrong, too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!