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  • A Abu Mami

    god spelled in reverse is dog

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    Lost User
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    If you mix business with pleasure you get 'rub a useless penis'

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    • A Abu Mami

      ... so where'd he move?

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      He now has a 5 bedroom house in mayfair (you need to be a god or an arab to afford the damn thing)

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      • L Lost User

        GOD power is equal to GOD wish ! We can't say GOD is there or here , because GOD is the place creator ! We can't say GOD was , when , because GOD is the time creator ! GOD is immune to any things , or else he will not be the ultimate power ! GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

        I know nothing , I know nothing ...

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        Bollocks - God was invented by people who couldn't cope with the universe. That's why there are so many.

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          And... You only believe in them because you were brainwashed as a child. That is tantamount to child abuse and should be banned. People then use this old bollocks to impose rules against free will, to castigate others and to wage war. The leaders of these 'religions' are useless turds who have to sit and pontificate on morals and why people should obey them because they are to thick and lazy to do a real job. And why does Islam subjugate women? Wear this, do that etc? Because those who make the rules are ineffectual little men with tiny penises and big egos. Evolutionary speaking, it was women who choose men, they selected for the abiity to raise children, which is why humans are alone in the Ape family in having small canines. Men didn't fight one another for the right to breed, unlike bulls or lions or goats etc. This is why religions are shit, they do not take into account the real world or the reasons things happen. Good luck when you die, for oblivion awaits, and that is why Atheists don't start wars, they know that this life is the only one you have, so don't waste it on praying to flying ghosts.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          Ian Shlasko
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          Don't worry, Dave... The theists may have the majority for now, but things are already changing... Science is gradually killing the "god" myth, one discovery at a time. People are just resistant to change, and stuck in their traditions.

          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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            GOD power is equal to GOD wish ! We can't say GOD is there or here , because GOD is the place creator ! We can't say GOD was , when , because GOD is the time creator ! GOD is immune to any things , or else he will not be the ultimate power ! GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

            I know nothing , I know nothing ...

            modified on Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:35 AM

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            Stark DaFixzer wrote:

            GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

            We can't say GOD is he or she, because GOD is the gender creator !

            2011 - Our best hope is that things will be frightening and dangerous rather than desperate and horrific. Jesse's Café Américain

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              GOD power is equal to GOD wish ! We can't say GOD is there or here , because GOD is the place creator ! We can't say GOD was , when , because GOD is the time creator ! GOD is immune to any things , or else he will not be the ultimate power ! GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

              I know nothing , I know nothing ...

              modified on Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:35 AM

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              Stark DaFixzer wrote:

              GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

              You know, this could be interpreted as implying that we were created merely because GOD is an existential crisis.

              2011 - Our best hope is that things will be frightening and dangerous rather than desperate and horrific. Jesse's Café Américain

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              • D Dalek Dave

                No, gods were invented because we were ignorant. They continued to exist so that people could be controlled. They do not exist and never have. However, if you want to believe that your magic sky pixie should control your life then fine, but do not impose this imaginary friend on those of us who have managed to get above the level of Bronze Age Peasant.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                Oakman
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                They do not exist and never have.

                And we should take that on faith? ;)

                “The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” ~ H.L. Mencken

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  No, gods were invented because we were ignorant. They continued to exist so that people could be controlled. They do not exist and never have. However, if you want to believe that your magic sky pixie should control your life then fine, but do not impose this imaginary friend on those of us who have managed to get above the level of Bronze Age Peasant.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Rod Kemp
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                  Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. - Seneca the Younger

                  People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I lay awake at night wondering if there is or isn't a Dog.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    fjdiewornncalwe
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                    A dog may be a man's best friend, but let's not forget that this friend leaves hit cr** all over the place for you to clean up.

                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                    • L Lost User

                      If you mix business with pleasure you get 'rub a useless penis'

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      fjdiewornncalwe
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                      How on god's green earth did you come up with that one... :)

                      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                      • A Abu Mami

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        I deny the existance of gods because they do not exist.

                        Beer is proof that there is a god - and he loves us. - Ben Franklin

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                        fjdiewornncalwe
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                        Beer is proof that man/woman is ingenious and when acting intelligently, can produce great things.

                        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                        • A Abu Mami

                          should be drinking

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                          fjdiewornncalwe
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                          then talking some more.

                          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                          • I Ian Shlasko

                            Don't worry, Dave... The theists may have the majority for now, but things are already changing... Science is gradually killing the "god" myth, one discovery at a time. People are just resistant to change, and stuck in their traditions.

                            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                            Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                            fjdiewornncalwe
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                            Next you're going to tell me that the earth is round.

                            I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                              GOD power is equal to GOD wish ! We can't say GOD is there or here , because GOD is the place creator ! We can't say GOD was , when , because GOD is the time creator ! GOD is immune to any things , or else he will not be the ultimate power ! GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

                              I know nothing , I know nothing ...

                              modified on Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:35 AM

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                              fjdiewornncalwe
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                              Stark DaFixzer wrote:

                              GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

                              Actually, man created god to justify killing and raping his neighbors.

                              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                And... You only believe in them because you were brainwashed as a child. That is tantamount to child abuse and should be banned. People then use this old bollocks to impose rules against free will, to castigate others and to wage war. The leaders of these 'religions' are useless turds who have to sit and pontificate on morals and why people should obey them because they are to thick and lazy to do a real job. And why does Islam subjugate women? Wear this, do that etc? Because those who make the rules are ineffectual little men with tiny penises and big egos. Evolutionary speaking, it was women who choose men, they selected for the abiity to raise children, which is why humans are alone in the Ape family in having small canines. Men didn't fight one another for the right to breed, unlike bulls or lions or goats etc. This is why religions are shit, they do not take into account the real world or the reasons things happen. Good luck when you die, for oblivion awaits, and that is why Atheists don't start wars, they know that this life is the only one you have, so don't waste it on praying to flying ghosts.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                You only believe in them because you were brainwashed as a child.

                                That's not true. I have known people get religion late(r) in life without religious parents. Generally they're the weak-willed preyed (!) on by those willing to take advantage.

                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                People then use this old bollocks to impose rules against free will, to castigate others and to wage war.

                                And to get cash.

                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                abiity to raise children, which is why humans are alone in the Ape family in having small canines.

                                What? I'm puzzled? Small canines evolve because it aids in a person's ability to raise children? I call bullshit.

                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Men didn't fight one another for the right to breed, unlike bulls or lions or goats etc.

                                I beg to differ. they were just canny enough to do what many other animals do -and that is to not fight to the death or even serious injury - but impose their will in some other way. "These is my girls - back off buster" whilst holding a very big stick, for example.

                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Atheists don't start wars,

                                I call bullshit on this too. Many a non-believer starts a (possibly lethal) fight, or does something fatally stupid. While many wars are fought on the pretext of religion, I think most are actually about power. You don't honestly believe that the Pope (for example) really believes all that bollocks, do you? Course not! But he's on a pretty cushy number - comfortable, waited on hand and foot, with a line of alter boys...

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                                  Stark DaFixzer wrote:

                                  GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

                                  Actually, man created god to justify killing and raping his neighbors.

                                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                                  Actually, I think God was originally created to explain the inexplicable - see the post on my blog.

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                                    GOD power is equal to GOD wish ! We can't say GOD is there or here , because GOD is the place creator ! We can't say GOD was , when , because GOD is the time creator ! GOD is immune to any things , or else he will not be the ultimate power ! GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

                                    I know nothing , I know nothing ...

                                    modified on Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:35 AM

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                                    chethu665
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                                    your god is a

                                    Stark DaFixzer wrote:

                                    SExist !

                                    "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction" -Pascal

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      No, gods were invented because we were ignorant. They continued to exist so that people could be controlled. They do not exist and never have. However, if you want to believe that your magic sky pixie should control your life then fine, but do not impose this imaginary friend on those of us who have managed to get above the level of Bronze Age Peasant.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                      Le centriste
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                                      God is the only being who, in order to reign, doesn't even need to exist - Charles Baudelaire

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        GOD power is equal to GOD wish ! We can't say GOD is there or here , because GOD is the place creator ! We can't say GOD was , when , because GOD is the time creator ! GOD is immune to any things , or else he will not be the ultimate power ! GOD created us to know that he is Exist !

                                        I know nothing , I know nothing ...

                                        modified on Thursday, February 24, 2011 10:35 AM

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                                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                                        Do you have the slightest idea of how ridiculous all of that is? Presumably not, or you wouldn't be spouting such claptrap; there is no god. Prove me wrong without using the bible or anything that can't be demonstrated and repeated under laboratory conditions. Hey, gotta have some fun with religious fanatics, right?

                                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                                          Actually, I think God was originally created to explain the inexplicable - see the post on my blog.

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                                          fjdiewornncalwe
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                                          Of course you are correct on this. My response was more tongue and cheek because it seems that most religions tend to have fundies that use it as per my original comment.

                                          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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