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I WAS going to change careers and become a prostitue

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    wolfbinary
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    So then why do we accept this system when it's human derived?

    That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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      But I couldn't be fucked

      ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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      fjdiewornncalwe
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      You haven't been in the right penal institution then.

      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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        So then why do we accept this system when it's human derived?

        That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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        fjdiewornncalwe
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        Because we all want a warm house and food on our tables.

        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

          I had a boss a few years back who called me a 'bombastic, confrontational, mercenary bastard'. I've never been prouder. :-)

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          • F fjdiewornncalwe

            Because we all want a warm house and food on our tables.

            I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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            wolfbinary
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            There's more then one way to get something as you should know well.

            That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Lost User
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              Whore you kidding? (sounds funnier if you pronounce it a la Geordie)

              ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                Lost User
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Maxxx, you are a prostitute.

                Bugger - I didn't think you'd recognised me! It was dark, the streetlight was off.... Must say, you do have a nice motor, though :)

                ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Maxxx, you are a prostitute. We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  thatraja
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

                  Pretty woman![^] :rolleyes:

                  thatraja


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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    We all are, we sell our bodies and souls for money and those who pay try to screw us.

                    I had a boss a few years back who called me a 'bombastic, confrontational, mercenary bastard'. I've never been prouder. :-)

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    _Damian S_
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                    digital man wrote:

                    'bombastic, confrontational, mercenary bastard'

                    Oh man, I wish I could 5 that!!

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                      But I couldn't be fucked

                      ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      RobCroll
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                      Anal retentive == programmer? When you get your first John just think about compiling without exceptions or warnings.

                      "You get that on the big jobs."

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