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Nagy Vilmos

Cruel but fair.

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Dalek Dave

You would think he would have read it before sending and thought, 'Hmm, that is probably not relevant'.

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CPallini

Do you give a CCC to you applicants? :rolleyes:

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Dalek Dave

No, but now you come to mention it...

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kdgupta87

he did not mention about his poem in school magazine? :laugh:

Dalek Dave

"I once had a letter published in 'Popular Plumbing' magazine"

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OriginalGriff

Dalek Dave wrote:

'Hmm, that is probably not relevant'

It is if he is only 21!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

OriginalGriff

That was YOU! I followed that advice, you bast... :mad:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Dalek Dave

He is 41!

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Johnny J

Sounds like buying THAT magazine would be money down the drain...

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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OriginalGriff

:sigh: An Exciting Career in Retail Fast Food beckons then...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Johnny J

Blame yourself - you should have known better than to follow advice from someone whose business card reads "Plumber Dalek - I'll clean your pipes for £20" :laugh:

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

Dalek Dave

Now you are Plumbing the depths!

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OriginalGriff

Pipe down you two!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Johnny J

I might be - I think I'm going insanitary!

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

kdgupta87

r u bust ur pipe?

Dalek Dave

Pun threads always Sink to the lowest common denominator.

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Johnny J

You want fries with that?

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

OriginalGriff

I don't know who down voted you, but I can guess why: Look about at this site: do you see a preponderance of TextSpeak? Do you see any? No. You have a keyboard. Use it!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

OriginalGriff

I think you have tapped this seam out...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."