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[Johnny J]

You want fries with that?

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

[OriginalGriff]

I don't know who down voted you, but I can guess why: Look about at this site: do you see a preponderance of TextSpeak? Do you see any? No. You have a keyboard. Use it!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

[OriginalGriff]

I think you have tapped this seam out...

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

[Rob Philpott]

Well, that's not too bad if he's been contracting. Although everyone seems to have forgotten this, the idea is that people just do short stints in lots of places.

Regards, Rob Philpott.

[Dalek Dave]

We don't want to Faucet on too long.

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[NormDroid]

Nine jobs in 25 years All programming of which 3 were contracts, longest job to date 7 years.

Software Kinetics - The home of good software

[Dalek Dave]

I am here 14 years next month.

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[R Giskard Reventlov]

I'm a contractor and I wouldn't employ another contractor that had that many stints: means he's not getting renewed which is a bad sign.

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Lost User]

Dalek Dave wrote:

'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect.

That depends, if you having a problem with people running in your corridors, he might have been ideal.

[Lost User]

U Bending the rules again?

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[Lost User]

or he's flippin' good - so gets the job done and moves on...

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[Lost User]

Christ! 14 years an accountant at the same place! no wonder you do the CCC every day - you must need something to keep your sanity!

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[Dalek Dave]

PompeyBoy3 wrote:

with people running in your corridors

Is that a euphemism?

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[R Giskard Reventlov]

When that happens I expect a good contract extension and a large rate increase!

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

[Lost User]

No, that's a euphonium

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[Lost User]

digital man wrote:

When that happens I expect a good contract extension and a large rate increase!

We've just had a bloke last less than 3 months with us. He finished fixing the customers problems in about 6 weeks, thinks our management and company suck arse and has already been to Townsville for an interview and been fielded with offers from Adelaide, Melbourne, Hobart and Brisbane. Can't always make assumptions.

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004