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  • D Dalek Dave

    Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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    Rob Philpott
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    Well, that's not too bad if he's been contracting. Although everyone seems to have forgotten this, the idea is that people just do short stints in lots of places.

    Regards, Rob Philpott.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      I think you have tapped this seam out...

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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      We don't want to Faucet on too long.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        NormDroid
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        Nine jobs in 25 years All programming of which 3 were contracts, longest job to date 7 years.

        Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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          Nine jobs in 25 years All programming of which 3 were contracts, longest job to date 7 years.

          Software Kinetics - The home of good software

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          I am here 14 years next month.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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          • R Rob Philpott

            Well, that's not too bad if he's been contracting. Although everyone seems to have forgotten this, the idea is that people just do short stints in lots of places.

            Regards, Rob Philpott.

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            I'm a contractor and I wouldn't employ another contractor that had that many stints: means he's not getting renewed which is a bad sign.

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Just had a CV in the post. This chap has had 15 jobs in the last 20 years and amongst his 'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect. That crashing sound was the CV hitting the bin!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect.

              That depends, if you having a problem with people running in your corridors, he might have been ideal.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                We don't want to Faucet on too long.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                U Bending the rules again?

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  I'm a contractor and I wouldn't employ another contractor that had that many stints: means he's not getting renewed which is a bad sign.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  or he's flippin' good - so gets the job done and moves on...

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I am here 14 years next month.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    Christ! 14 years an accountant at the same place! no wonder you do the CCC every day - you must need something to keep your sanity!

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      'Achievements' he lists being a School Prefect.

                      That depends, if you having a problem with people running in your corridors, he might have been ideal.

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                      PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                      with people running in your corridors

                      Is that a euphemism?

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                      • L Lost User

                        or he's flippin' good - so gets the job done and moves on...

                        ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        When that happens I expect a good contract extension and a large rate increase!

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                          with people running in your corridors

                          Is that a euphemism?

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          No, that's a euphonium

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                          • R R Giskard Reventlov

                            When that happens I expect a good contract extension and a large rate increase!

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                            digital man wrote:

                            When that happens I expect a good contract extension and a large rate increase!

                            We've just had a bloke last less than 3 months with us. He finished fixing the customers problems in about 6 weeks, thinks our management and company suck arse and has already been to Townsville for an interview and been fielded with offers from Adelaide, Melbourne, Hobart and Brisbane. Can't always make assumptions.

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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