Why our network admin sucks today
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Only when carrying a willy-shaped turnip! My mother had one. It was her favourite turnip...
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924Hey! I recognize that signature style! It's true. I do, in fact, inspire greatness.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Hey! I recognize that signature style! It's true. I do, in fact, inspire greatness.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Really? I think I got it on sale... ;)
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
Hey! I recognize that signature style! It's true. I do, in fact, inspire greatness.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Hey John, I saw your add in the paper[^] the other day... :laugh: No, seriously - would anybody take weapons training from this guy?
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
I had a row about security yesterday, my sneering of the word security in that instance put the quote from Melchett in my mind. I know how to fix something that keeps breaking in the testing we are doing at the moment, but am not allowed access. Those with the access are not capable of fixing it. This sort of thing happens a lot.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
I know how to fix something that keeps breaking in the testing we are doing at the moment, but am not allowed access. Those with the access are not capable of fixing it.
You mean like the network folks removing the server used for synching my offline files, but not allowing me to disable synchronization, so I get a popup every hour telling me the server is offline?
There is water at the bottom of the ocean. My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
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Hey John, I saw your add in the paper[^] the other day... :laugh: No, seriously - would anybody take weapons training from this guy?
I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924 -
I had a row about security yesterday, my sneering of the word security in that instance put the quote from Melchett in my mind. I know how to fix something that keeps breaking in the testing we are doing at the moment, but am not allowed access. Those with the access are not capable of fixing it. This sort of thing happens a lot.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Well, I would have to conclude that that particular network admin is an absolute moron who doesn't really understand what it is he is supposed to be supporting.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
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Why stop there, in fact the whole keyboard is security risk. I am sure a case can be made for the mouse, USB drives, optical drivers as well. They all need to be disabled. Why stop there, the network admin is the biggest security risk, he needs to be disabled too. ;P
Yusuf May I help you?
