An effortless joke... [modified]

[OriginalGriff]

I don' neeeeeed no stiiiinkin' outlaw to tell meeee what eeees funneeee, gringo! :laugh:

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[Michael Schubert]

I hope you are aware that you can sue your pharmacist for screwing up your medication.

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[Roger Allen]

How can they get out of your house as they are clearly outside it? This joke does not make semantic sense. ;P

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[musefan]

ok, I fixed it

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[Lost User]

musefan wrote:

1. I am clearly a fan of an English born band

It could be that you like to ponder.

[Johnny J]

musefan wrote:

P.S My location is correct

Really? If you're English then answer me this: What's a spotted dick? 1) What you get after a saturday night on the town with DD 2) The nickname for the pitcher at the local cricket match 3) Some disgusting sponge cake type of desert 4) All of the above

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modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:48 AM

[Michael Schubert]

Ramalinga Koushik wrote:

Most people never run far enough on their first wind

Ramalinga Koushik wrote:

you'll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you

Still fond of the farting signature? :-D

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[Lost User]

Even I know that: 1) probably, but let's not get personal 2) no 3) of course, also known as Filled Dick, right? 4) no

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[Johnny J]

Nope, sorry - it still sucks!

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

[musefan]

Johnny J. wrote:

What's a spotted dick?

pudding

Johnny J. wrote:

What I get after a saturday night on the town with DD

perhaps a Kebab? I said I was English, not a stalker

Johnny J. wrote:

The nickname for the pitcher at the local cricket match

I will go with Pint on this one, those usually pitchers are for cocktails IME (and I don't follow cricket, or baseball as I assume you where suggesting)

Johnny J. wrote:

Some disgusting sponge cake type of desert

Surely you can't mean sticky-toffee or syrup sponge? it's just soooo nice with custard

Johnny J. wrote:

4. All of the above

oh... now I see lol I will go with 3 then

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[Lost User]

Times have changed. In England they fly the same planes as we do nowadays. I think this can be delegated.

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[musefan]

PompeyBoy3 wrote:

It could be that you like to ponder.

I should vote you down for such thought provoking humour ;P (just to clarify I will not, if you suddenly get a down vote - actually I better cover my back with a 5)

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[musefan]

but I specifically pay him to give me the non-subscribed versions

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[Lost User]

You do know that merely sounding like a Mexican (literaly) triggers some reflexes in Texans?

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[Johnny J]

OK, old chap - you are indeed the spiffing image of a true English gentleman - I stand corrected... So is CDP1802 by the way... :-D

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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

[musefan]

That reminds me of an Eddie Izzard routine

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[PIEBALDconsult]

musefan wrote:

"Olivia" sounds like "I live here"

No it doesn't; it sounds like "all of ya".

[musefan]

depends on what accent you use

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[realJSOP]

musefan wrote:

now you may laugh :laugh:

This was the funniest part of the whole message.

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[musefan]

I like to aim at multiple audiences

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