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Johnny J

True, but I'd rather stay out of that discussion - If we get into it, then at least I need to bring my lunch... :)

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Keith Barrow

I stand corrected! And the Pitcher at a cricket match is indeed a pint, though we do fill them from a pitcher. :confused: :laugh:

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musefan

Mike Hankey wrote:

If you have to explain a joke it's not worth telling.

That was the whole point. See the previous lounge topic

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Johnny J

True again - how very wise you are today. BUT:

Richard MacCutchan wrote:

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

You failed at that?!?!?! :)

I'm not heavy - I'm KIDNAP RESISTANT...
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Don't tell my folks I'm a computer programmer - They think I'm a piano player in a cat house...
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects - Will Rogers, September 7, 1924

OriginalGriff

I thing I'm fairly safe: it would be a declaration of war to shoot me from Texas! And we may have lost the first round, but we would win the rematch! :tongue in cheek smiley:

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Mike Hankey

It shows eh? :mad: ;P

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musefan

A good point... thou I am English

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Keith Barrow

Why not? Most English people do :-)

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Dan Neely · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

If you have to explain a joke it's a failure.

3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

Lost User

Ok Wales is out of range. For now. But the guy who may try to shoot you might take that submarine for a spin :) Edit: That would make a great novel: The Hunt for (enter name of submarine)

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OriginalGriff

He won't get a very big gun in a four foot model :-D

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

Lost User

The model is only the prototype.

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musefan

what mistakes? I must learn these to better fit in plus its pronounced Lebanon

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musefan

Actually I didn't even check my profile. I just went on what the post I was replying to said. And if Stephen Fry has a say on it, you will be surprised how many of the countries of the UK he claims to actually be part of England

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Lost User

Johnny J. wrote:

You failed at that

And too many other things ...

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

Lost User

musefan wrote:

I am English

I don't believe that for one minute.

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

Lost User

Sadly true.

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

musefan

Richard MacCutchan wrote:

I don't believe that for one minute.

Well I can live with that, as long as you believe it for the remainder of your minutes

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Dave Kreskowiak · modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

musefan wrote:

now you may laugh

I can't possibly lower myself to such behavior since this wasn't funny at all.

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Peter Mulholland

I've only been 1 voting you when I read you signature. You seem to be posting quite a lot today.

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