An effortless joke... [modified]

[Dan Neely]

If you have to explain a joke it's a failure.

3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

[Lost User]

Ok Wales is out of range. For now. But the guy who may try to shoot you might take that submarine for a spin :) Edit: That would make a great novel: The Hunt for (enter name of submarine)

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"Friar Modest never was a prior" - Italian proverb

[OriginalGriff]

He won't get a very big gun in a four foot model :-D

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[Lost User]

The model is only the prototype.

"I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
"Friar Modest never was a prior" - Italian proverb

[musefan]

what mistakes? I must learn these to better fit in plus its pronounced Lebanon

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[musefan]

Actually I didn't even check my profile. I just went on what the post I was replying to said. And if Stephen Fry has a say on it, you will be surprised how many of the countries of the UK he claims to actually be part of England

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[Lost User]

Johnny J. wrote:

You failed at that

And too many other things ...

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

[Lost User]

musefan wrote:

I am English

I don't believe that for one minute.

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

[Lost User]

Sadly true.

I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

[musefan]

Richard MacCutchan wrote:

I don't believe that for one minute.

Well I can live with that, as long as you believe it for the remainder of your minutes

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[Dave Kreskowiak]

musefan wrote:

now you may laugh

I can't possibly lower myself to such behavior since this wasn't funny at all.

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[Peter Mulholland]

I've only been 1 voting you when I read you signature. You seem to be posting quite a lot today.

Pete

[Keith Barrow]

I know English people who think Newcastle is in Scotland so I feel your pain. Sometimes I wish it were.

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[Keith Barrow]

As you very well know it is pronounced Lubnaan.

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[musefan]

Trying to read a book with little success in concentration, my signature is not meant to be taken seriously (well not the second part anyway) - but I think I may need a change so I shall have a think

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[Jason Christian]

Gotta be a Brit if 'Olivia' sounds like 'I live here'....

[Lost User]

Perhaps not. If someone from Saxony, former East Germany, would say 'Olivia' in their local dialect, then it would be indistinguishable from 'I live here'.

"I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011