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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    He won't get a very big gun in a four foot model :-D

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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    The model is only the prototype.

    "I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
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    • K Keith Barrow

      Curiously, a lot of teh mistakes he makes in English are those of a Middle-Eastern Person, say from Lebanon for example.

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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      what mistakes? I must learn these to better fit in plus its pronounced Lebanon

      Don't vote my posts down just because you don't understand them - if you lack the superior intelligence that I possess then simply walk away

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        musefan wrote:

        3. My location says "England"

        Total fail; your location says United Kingdom, so you obviously cannot be here if you think it is the same as England.

        I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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        Actually I didn't even check my profile. I just went on what the post I was replying to said. And if Stephen Fry has a say on it, you will be surprised how many of the countries of the UK he claims to actually be part of England

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        • J Johnny J

          True again - how very wise you are today. BUT:

          Richard MacCutchan wrote:

          I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

          You failed at that?!?!?! :)

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          Johnny J. wrote:

          You failed at that

          And too many other things ...

          I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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          • M musefan

            A good point... thou I am English

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            musefan wrote:

            I am English

            I don't believe that for one minute.

            I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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            • K Keith Barrow

              Why not? Most English people do :-)

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              Sadly true.

              I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                musefan wrote:

                I am English

                I don't believe that for one minute.

                I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                musefan
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                Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                I don't believe that for one minute.

                Well I can live with that, as long as you believe it for the remainder of your minutes

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                • M musefan

                  ...for the "too busy to think" people. Knock knock Who’s there? Olivia. Olivia who? Olivia, so get out my house! ...this joke is meant to be funny because "Olivia" sounds like "I live here" as in "I live here, so get out my house!" now you may laugh :laugh:

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                  modified on Thursday, March 3, 2011 7:40 AM

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                  Dave Kreskowiak
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                  musefan wrote:

                  now you may laugh

                  I can't possibly lower myself to such behavior since this wasn't funny at all.

                  A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
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                  • M musefan

                    ok, I fixed it

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                    I've only been 1 voting you when I read you signature. You seem to be posting quite a lot today.

                    Pete

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                    • L Lost User

                      Sadly true.

                      I must get a clever new signature for 2011.

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                      Keith Barrow
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                      I know English people who think Newcastle is in Scotland so I feel your pain. Sometimes I wish it were.

                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                      • M musefan

                        what mistakes? I must learn these to better fit in plus its pronounced Lebanon

                        Don't vote my posts down just because you don't understand them - if you lack the superior intelligence that I possess then simply walk away

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                        Keith Barrow
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                        As you very well know it is pronounced Lubnaan.

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        • P Peter Mulholland

                          I've only been 1 voting you when I read you signature. You seem to be posting quite a lot today.

                          Pete

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                          musefan
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                          Trying to read a book with little success in concentration, my signature is not meant to be taken seriously (well not the second part anyway) - but I think I may need a change so I shall have a think

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                            Please tell me your geographic location while I call some guys at the airforce who still owe me something...

                            "I have what could be described as the most wide-open sense of humor on the site, and if I don't think something is funny, then it really isn't." - JSOC, 2011 -----
                            "Friar Modest never was a prior" - Italian proverb

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                            Gotta be a Brit if 'Olivia' sounds like 'I live here'....

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                              Gotta be a Brit if 'Olivia' sounds like 'I live here'....

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                              Perhaps not. If someone from Saxony, former East Germany, would say 'Olivia' in their local dialect, then it would be indistinguishable from 'I live here'.

                              "I just exchanged opinions with my boss. I went in with mine and came out with his." - me, 2011

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