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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
Have you considered "Are you drunk?" and insist there is only one child. Or: "These aren't ours - but these smelled better, so we swapped." Congrats on the rug rats, BTW!
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
Yeah! You can always tell them that as you are a programmer that take lots of coffee, your son has become super-active and that is only one in there, but of course it is moving so fast that two are being seen.
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
_Josh_ wrote:
we have two week old twin boys
We have the opposite problem. Our two boys are 17 months apart, but very similar in size and appearance. We used to constantly be asked if they were twins, and when we said no, people would reply "Oh, they've got to be!"... SO we would reply "Ok... they're twins... that were born 17 months apart!"
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
_Josh_ wrote:
Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question?
Act surprised and ask "There are two of them?", then start fighting with wife over whose the second child is.
_Josh_ wrote:
One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
Just tell him "No they are Australian."
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
"These are not the droids you are looking for...move along."
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_Josh_ wrote:
we have two week old twin boys
We have the opposite problem. Our two boys are 17 months apart, but very similar in size and appearance. We used to constantly be asked if they were twins, and when we said no, people would reply "Oh, they've got to be!"... SO we would reply "Ok... they're twins... that were born 17 months apart!"
Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
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_Josh_ wrote:
we have two week old twin boys
We have the opposite problem. Our two boys are 17 months apart, but very similar in size and appearance. We used to constantly be asked if they were twins, and when we said no, people would reply "Oh, they've got to be!"... SO we would reply "Ok... they're twins... that were born 17 months apart!"
Reminiscing just isn't what it used to be!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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My daughter is at school with sisters, one the eldest in her year, the other the youngest.
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You don't see it much, but the old 10-11 month apart siblings happens every so often...
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
Twin brothers different mothers. :)
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Twin brothers different mothers. :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
An experiment in cloning?
You might say that. I believe one of the mothers was a born again virgin. Don't know if that had anything to do with it though.
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
My congratulations Josh, if they are your first, then you have undoubtedly had the most moving experience a man can. As for a witty response, you could say you have two wives, that might keep them offkilter long enough to make your escape! :)
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My congratulations Josh, if they are your first, then you have undoubtedly had the most moving experience a man can. As for a witty response, you could say you have two wives, that might keep them offkilter long enough to make your escape! :)
"If climate has not "tipped" in over 4 billion years it's not going to tip now due to mankind." Richard S. Lindzen, Atmospheric Physicist, Former IPCC Lead Author "It does not matter who you are, or how smart you are, or what title you have, or how many of you there are, and certainly not how many papers your side has published, if your prediction is wrong then your hypothesis is wrong. Period." Professor Richard Feynman
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fat_boy wrote:
My congratulations Josh, if they are your first, then you have undoubtedly had the most moving experience a man can.
Thanks. We have a 2.5 year old as well. But you're right, watching two pop out was pretty fucking amazing.
Bloke I used to work with had two kids, decided they wanted a third to fill up the back seat of the car, had twins. Buggered the plans a bit. Then I moved jobs and found a bloke who had had two kids, wanted the third and had triplets.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Bloke I used to work with had two kids, decided they wanted a third to fill up the back seat of the car, had twins. Buggered the plans a bit. Then I moved jobs and found a bloke who had had two kids, wanted the third and had triplets.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
Bloke I used to work with had two kids, decided they wanted a third to fill up the back seat of the car, had twins. Buggered the plans a bit.
Then I moved jobs and found a bloke who had had two kids, wanted the third and had triplets.
Yeah we were surprised. We're in the process of moving house as a result!
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Bloke I used to work with had two kids, decided they wanted a third to fill up the back seat of the car, had twins. Buggered the plans a bit. Then I moved jobs and found a bloke who had had two kids, wanted the third and had triplets.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
