Can you help me please?
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
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So we have two week old twin boys. They're not identical but look pretty similar as do most new babies. We've been venturing out with them more and more in a pretty fancy double pram and are constantly being stopped and asked if they are twins. Can you guys think of some funny responses to this question? "Nah, we produced one each" is about the best I can come up with but it's not very good. One guy who asked this then asked if they were Siamese!
Reply: "Ones for parts." Reply: "No, they're triplets can't you count!?". {Look down at them} "Oh... shit!... ...so, on a scale of 1 through 10, how good are you at keeping secrets?" If it's a couple asking, reply "Are you guys brother and sister" "No?, well you look related"
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