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    Jorgen Andersson
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    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith the dwarf!"

    List of common misconceptions

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    • J Jorgen Andersson

      Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith the dwarf!"

      List of common misconceptions

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      Lost User
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      Baaaad. :laugh:

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      • J Jorgen Andersson

        Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith the dwarf!"

        List of common misconceptions

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        Dalek Dave
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        5! Stolen and used.

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        • J Jorgen Andersson

          Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith the dwarf!"

          List of common misconceptions

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          Leslie Sanford
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          Jörgen Andersson wrote:

          The woman replies, "Its Keith the dwarf!"

          At which point Keith overhears that he's been called a "dwarf" and begins a countersuit...

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          • J Jorgen Andersson

            Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith the dwarf!"

            List of common misconceptions

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            Old Joke but good one.5ed.

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            • J Jorgen Andersson

              Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith the dwarf!"

              List of common misconceptions

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              HimanshuJoshi
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              Nice and new one for me! :laugh:

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              • J Jorgen Andersson

                Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "Its Keith the dwarf!"

                List of common misconceptions

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                RaviRanjanKr
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                :thumbsup: Good one

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