Can anyone help with an order?

[OriginalGriff]

He was asked when I gave it to him: "Do you pay the bill on this? If not, then don't keep the number." A month later he was furious when he tried to call me and it didn't work! It wasn't an important call, it could have waited until the next day, or he could have run on the land line. But, because he had "my mobile number" he used it.

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[wizardzz]

My boss here wants me to use my personal phone for e-mail and text responses and alerts, I pretty much had the same response, though he has my number already.

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

[wizardzz]

Sure, yeah, firearms...:suss:

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

[wizardzz]

Fabio Franco wrote:

I can offer my articles for your education

Is this taking on an adult theme? :omg:

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

[Pete OHanlon]

Sure, and we'll give you our credit card details while we're at it. This is an online community, not your family.

I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

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[Fabio Franco]

Yep, that was one of my ideas too, but I still don't have my reservations and room number, so they can't do anything for me and I don't want to wait for that as I might miss the delivery date.

[Fabio Franco]

I'm not following you, sorry I'm little slow on jokes :laugh:

[wizardzz]

Well, I was using an interpretation of the word "article" to mean something dirty in this case... article [ˈɑːtɪkəl] n 1. one of a class of objects; item an article of clothing 2. an unspecified or previously named thing, esp a small object he put the article on the table 3. a distinct part of a subject or action 4. (Communication Arts / Journalism & Publishing) a written composition on a subject, often being one of several found in a magazine, newspaper, etc. 5. (Linguistics / Grammar) Grammar a kind of determiner, occurring in many languages including English, that lacks independent meaning but may serve to indicate the specificity of reference of the noun phrase with which it occurs See also definite article, indefinite article 6. (Law) a clause or section in a written document such as a treaty, contract, statute, etc. (Law) in articles formerly, undergoing training, according to the terms of a written contract, in the legal profession 8. (Christianity / Ecclesiastical Terms) (often capital) Christianity See article of faith, Thirty-nine Articles 9. Archaic a topic or subject

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" — Hunter S. Thompson

[Tom Delany]

Are you that gentleman from Nigeria that keeps trying to share money with me? :-D ;P

WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

[Fabio Franco]

:laugh: rotfl Of course, you give me your number so I can call you to discuss an unbelievable business oportunity

[Fabio Franco]

:laugh: So many things that can be dropped on the table... Would it be a pleasant surprise?

[walterhevedeich]

5 too. I think I better do the same. :laugh:

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