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    Jon Newman
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    http://www.nonny.com/stories/index.php?story=jsharp[[^](javascript:alert('Shift Click dumbass!'))]

    Username: CP Pass: bob

    We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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      http://www.nonny.com/stories/index.php?story=jsharp[[^](javascript:alert('Shift Click dumbass!'))]

      Username: CP Pass: bob

      We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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      no "new window" for dumbasses, and login required? where am I, 101.com?? ;)


      skulls don't kiss  a machito   [sighist]

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        no "new window" for dumbasses, and login required? where am I, 101.com?? ;)


        skulls don't kiss  a machito   [sighist]

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        Username: CP Pass: bob didn't know that page was protected.....

        We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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          http://www.nonny.com/stories/index.php?story=jsharp[[^](javascript:alert('Shift Click dumbass!'))]

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          We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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          Chris Maunder
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          "Shift Click dumbass!" :laugh: Oh man - can I please be the one to show Paul Watson this? :D I think he's going to name his first born after you. cheers, Chris Maunder

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            http://www.nonny.com/stories/index.php?story=jsharp[[^](javascript:alert('Shift Click dumbass!'))]

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            We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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            Jorgen Sigvardsson
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            wtf! YOu tricking bastard! :wtf::wtf: :-D -- If I had the ability to smooth talk like John Simmons, this post would be less sarcastic and more to the point.

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              "Shift Click dumbass!" :laugh: Oh man - can I please be the one to show Paul Watson this? :D I think he's going to name his first born after you. cheers, Chris Maunder

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              Chris Maunder wrote: can I please be the one to show Paul Watson this? If he hasn't already runnin around :jig: singing joyous praises at somone justifying his case. Of course he would ordineraly never know of this because he never clicks on them. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.....

              We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                http://www.nonny.com/stories/index.php?story=jsharp[[^](javascript:alert('Shift Click dumbass!'))]

                Username: CP Pass: bob

                We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                Simon Walton
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                I'm still waiting for a nice man from MS-UK (sounds like a new fashion brand) to give me a ring and ask me what I thought of my VS.NET, WINXP, SQL Server, and all the other free stuff I had sent to me. Truth be told, I thought the plastic cases would look good on my walls.

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                  http://www.nonny.com/stories/index.php?story=jsharp[[^](javascript:alert('Shift Click dumbass!'))]

                  Username: CP Pass: bob

                  We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                  Jonny Newman wrote: Shift Click dumbass! Can't. Left hand is busy. Shog9 ------

                  That why you have a dual processor system. One for system, one for the screen saver - Mark Nischalke on Win2k server administration

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                    Jonny Newman wrote: Shift Click dumbass! Can't. Left hand is busy. Shog9 ------

                    That why you have a dual processor system. One for system, one for the screen saver - Mark Nischalke on Win2k server administration

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                    X| I know Bob is our friend and we see him a lot, and some people may feel attracted to him. Dave Wulff's Goat chums for one, but i think you've got issues.

                    We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                      X| I know Bob is our friend and we see him a lot, and some people may feel attracted to him. Dave Wulff's Goat chums for one, but i think you've got issues.

                      We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                      Shog9 wrote: Left hand is busy. Jonny Newman wrote: i think you've got issues. I was stroking my beard thoughtfully whilst reading The Soapbox. What's wrong with that? :confused: Shog9 ------

                      That why you have a dual processor system. One for system, one for the screen saver - Mark Nischalke on Win2k server administration

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                        http://www.nonny.com/stories/index.php?story=jsharp[[^](javascript:alert('Shift Click dumbass!'))]

                        Username: CP Pass: bob

                        We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                        You've got more dogs than the Osbournes !!! Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                          Shog9 wrote: Left hand is busy. Jonny Newman wrote: i think you've got issues. I was stroking my beard thoughtfully whilst reading The Soapbox. What's wrong with that? :confused: Shog9 ------

                          That why you have a dual processor system. One for system, one for the screen saver - Mark Nischalke on Win2k server administration

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                          Shog9 wrote: I was stroking my beard thoughtfully whilst reading The Soapbox. What's wrong with that? Funny place for a beard! :laugh: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation. - Roger Allen, but not me!

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                            You've got more dogs than the Osbournes !!! Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                            Christian Graus wrote: You've got more dogs than the Osbournes !!! And more sense.

                            We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                              Christian Graus wrote: You've got more dogs than the Osbournes !!! And more sense.

                              We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                              You forgot 'less money' Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                You forgot 'less money' Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                He has a TV show, i have a website. He worships satan, i worship bob. He has a daughter who hates the english. I hate his daughter. His dogs are nothing but balls of fluff. Mine kick ass. Plus my dog is computer literate! Well compared to Joe Public he is. I have photographic evidence showing that he checks my email behind my back. andyway, i've deviated from subject. Oh yeah, we are both British, but one has fucked off to america. Damn him, traitor.

                                We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                                  He has a TV show, i have a website. He worships satan, i worship bob. He has a daughter who hates the english. I hate his daughter. His dogs are nothing but balls of fluff. Mine kick ass. Plus my dog is computer literate! Well compared to Joe Public he is. I have photographic evidence showing that he checks my email behind my back. andyway, i've deviated from subject. Oh yeah, we are both British, but one has fucked off to america. Damn him, traitor.

                                  We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                                  Jonny Newman wrote: He worships satan Do you really think so ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                    Jonny Newman wrote: He worships satan Do you really think so ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                    Nah, its all an act IMHO. there is only one true satanic disciple and that is Santa.

                                    We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                                      Nah, its all an act IMHO. there is only one true satanic disciple and that is Santa.

                                      We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                                      Jonny Newman wrote: Nah, its all an act IMHO. Yes, he was quick to see how the stupidity of the religious right could make him rich if he played along. Jonny Newman wrote: there is only one true satanic disciple and that is Santa. well, it's an anagram, init ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                        Jonny Newman wrote: Nah, its all an act IMHO. Yes, he was quick to see how the stupidity of the religious right could make him rich if he played along. Jonny Newman wrote: there is only one true satanic disciple and that is Santa. well, it's an anagram, init ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                        Christian Graus wrote: well, it's an anagram, init ? Ah hah! he's one of us! Well done, not many people spot that. I've been out to spill the beans on St Nick since I got a model minature Ferrari instead of the real thing. I sent that bleeding letter to the North Pole, cost me a fortune in postage. I tried agina the next year instead asking for a Buggati or a Z3. No luck, my dad said he probably misunderstood. but I know the work of a con artist when I see one. Oh that reminds me, today I won 3 cruises two holidays in Barbados and 2 F1 cars. Now where do I sign....

                                        We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                                          Christian Graus wrote: well, it's an anagram, init ? Ah hah! he's one of us! Well done, not many people spot that. I've been out to spill the beans on St Nick since I got a model minature Ferrari instead of the real thing. I sent that bleeding letter to the North Pole, cost me a fortune in postage. I tried agina the next year instead asking for a Buggati or a Z3. No luck, my dad said he probably misunderstood. but I know the work of a con artist when I see one. Oh that reminds me, today I won 3 cruises two holidays in Barbados and 2 F1 cars. Now where do I sign....

                                          We brought out this new and very similar version of our expensive software because the old version was......old....It's a good enough excuse for Microsoft so its fine for us.

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                                          Jonny Newman wrote: Oh that reminds me, today I won 3 cruises two holidays in Barbados and 2 F1 cars. Now where do I sign.... I haven't won anything today, but apparently Michelle has a free webcam, lonely married women are sick of touching themselves and want me to do it, and if I split $25 between five people, I'll be rich in 6 months. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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