Less than 4 hours to judgement day
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peterchen wrote:
create a "permanently friday afternoon" time zone
DD and Nagy have that one staked out already. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Dalek Dave wrote:
I wanna kebab.
Sorry, I've got two left feet when it comes to dancing. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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BAD: Oh no I'm going to die and go to hell. GOOD: I'll know everyone
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www.jaxcoder.com[^] WinHeistMike Hankey wrote:
Oh no I'm going to die and go to hell.
its over rated, I've already been there and got kicked out for peddling ice water.
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
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No, the rapture will flow around the world so that it hits everywhere at the same local time. God's [note the use of an apostrophe] like that, being omnipotent he knows that the numpties can't handle the concept of different time zones so to make it easier for them He'll destroy the world in 24 separate events. Luckily as an omnipresent entity, He can prevent anyone from outside the current target zone from knowing what's happening so that everyone will be hit at 6pm tomorrow irrespective of where they live. [As a Christian, does the above mean I'm going to hell?]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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You're just jealous because no-body outside Hungary has heard of anyone inside Hungary! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
You're just jealous because no-body outside Hungary has heard of anyone inside Hungary
Biro? Rubik? Liszt? Nagy Vilmos? World famous!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Nope. It starts at 6pm local time. Yup, the "prophet" has said it will start at 6pm at the International Date Line and proceed west, with one whole time zone being raptured every hour. Apparently it is a lot of work to lift the faithful bodily into Heaven and God needs to work on a schedule.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
Oh no I'm going to die and go to hell.
its over rated, I've already been there and got kicked out for peddling ice water.
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
Of course, who would need ice water when all of your customers are being drawn in an ice pool? (Dante's Inferno)(The novel, not the game...although is a good one :laugh: )
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--either way, you are right." — Henry Ford
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And i haven't pack up things yet! Should I bring my cat and my iPad[^]?
That brings up an interesting point. Does judgement day happen immediately at midnight GMT (a line of longitude established by man), or is it one of the other timezones that's used by god to determine the exact time that judgement day begins?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I object to this insinuation that we go out and get trashed every Friday. There's six other days worth of beer being ignored. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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That brings up an interesting point. Does judgement day happen immediately at midnight GMT (a line of longitude established by man), or is it one of the other timezones that's used by god to determine the exact time that judgement day begins?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Check various other psots, it's 6pm local time everywhere!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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Only the ones that don't crap on footpaths or children's play areas or in parks or bark incessantly all the time their owners are out or...well, basically, no.
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And i haven't pack up things yet! Should I bring my cat and my iPad[^]?
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Given that the thing is due to sweep the Earth according to time zone, what happens at the poles?
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]And will it alter how many of them are required to change a light bulb?
Software Zen:
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That brings up an interesting point. Does judgement day happen immediately at midnight GMT (a line of longitude established by man), or is it one of the other timezones that's used by god to determine the exact time that judgement day begins?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I think he's on DJT (Daylight Judgement Time) :)
Semper Fi http://www.hq4thmarinescomm.com[^]
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And i haven't pack up things yet! Should I bring my cat and my iPad[^]?
