Brilliancy
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Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!" Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agreed. Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"? Boy, after a moment "Legs." Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy: "Pockets." Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubblegum Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy: Shake hands Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy: Wedding Ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u ha
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Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!" Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agreed. Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"? Boy, after a moment "Legs." Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy: "Pockets." Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubblegum Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy: Shake hands Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy: Wedding Ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u ha
SChristmas wrote:
Send this Boy to IIM AHEMEDABAD
Ya know, that joke was going really well, until you forgot to translate the punchline
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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SChristmas wrote:
Send this Boy to IIM AHEMEDABAD
Ya know, that joke was going really well, until you forgot to translate the punchline
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)I am guessing some kind of religious school.
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
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I am guessing some kind of religious school.
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Institute_of_Management_Ahmedabad
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I am guessing some kind of religious school.
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
No, I think it's this: http://www.iimahd.ernet.in/[^] (Thank you, Google) Looks like the equivalent of a university or trade school. So it'd be like "Send the boy to Harvard" or something
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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No, I think it's this: http://www.iimahd.ernet.in/[^] (Thank you, Google) Looks like the equivalent of a university or trade school. So it'd be like "Send the boy to Harvard" or something
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Hmm, bit of a crap punch line given the sexual nature of the final questions.
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
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Hmm, bit of a crap punch line given the sexual nature of the final questions.
Dr D Evans "The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s" financialpost
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It looks like he didn't quite get the joke. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!" Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agreed. Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"? Boy, after a moment "Legs." Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy: "Pockets." Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubblegum Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy: Shake hands Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. Boy: Wedding Ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u ha
Keep your day job
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Keep your day job
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Are you aware of this thread[^] in the Back Room?
The best things in life are not things.
I've been told about it, but once I resigned as moderator of the Back Room, I haven't looked in on the cesspool, and see no need to do so now. I will assure you of one thing: Shah (aka Otto Von Drunkencoder) asked to be admitted to SB1. When he was revealed to be a rather pathetic troll he was warned that he would either straighten out or be thrown out. Unlike the Back Room - where the large majority of his posts take place - SB1 does not put up with trolls. Shah got so pissed off at his treatment that he 1-voted an article I wrote. (When he realized that he could not do silent attacks as he can in here or the lounge, he changed it to a 3.) In short, he is a piss-ant and not worth my time or trouble. I must admit that I am mildly surprised that people who do not like the politics or the attitudes of SB1 feel some great need to ask for admission for the express purpose of making trouble, and then become indignant because they are told to leave. But then, I was surprised that a post honoring America's war dead was attacked so viciously, too. I guess I am naive. ;)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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I've been told about it, but once I resigned as moderator of the Back Room, I haven't looked in on the cesspool, and see no need to do so now. I will assure you of one thing: Shah (aka Otto Von Drunkencoder) asked to be admitted to SB1. When he was revealed to be a rather pathetic troll he was warned that he would either straighten out or be thrown out. Unlike the Back Room - where the large majority of his posts take place - SB1 does not put up with trolls. Shah got so pissed off at his treatment that he 1-voted an article I wrote. (When he realized that he could not do silent attacks as he can in here or the lounge, he changed it to a 3.) In short, he is a piss-ant and not worth my time or trouble. I must admit that I am mildly surprised that people who do not like the politics or the attitudes of SB1 feel some great need to ask for admission for the express purpose of making trouble, and then become indignant because they are told to leave. But then, I was surprised that a post honoring America's war dead was attacked so viciously, too. I guess I am naive. ;)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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I've been told about it, but once I resigned as moderator of the Back Room, I haven't looked in on the cesspool, and see no need to do so now. I will assure you of one thing: Shah (aka Otto Von Drunkencoder) asked to be admitted to SB1. When he was revealed to be a rather pathetic troll he was warned that he would either straighten out or be thrown out. Unlike the Back Room - where the large majority of his posts take place - SB1 does not put up with trolls. Shah got so pissed off at his treatment that he 1-voted an article I wrote. (When he realized that he could not do silent attacks as he can in here or the lounge, he changed it to a 3.) In short, he is a piss-ant and not worth my time or trouble. I must admit that I am mildly surprised that people who do not like the politics or the attitudes of SB1 feel some great need to ask for admission for the express purpose of making trouble, and then become indignant because they are told to leave. But then, I was surprised that a post honoring America's war dead was attacked so viciously, too. I guess I am naive. ;)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
You hurt my feelings comrade Oakman. I am not one of those guys who post things to rile up the stupid people. I am a genuine supporter of your views and admirer of your brainpower. I put you on a par with my spiritual guru Johnson Chong. And that is very high pedestal indeed. Why don't you see that. I am very hurt by your attitude comrade Oakman :((
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
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You hurt my feelings comrade Oakman. I am not one of those guys who post things to rile up the stupid people. I am a genuine supporter of your views and admirer of your brainpower. I put you on a par with my spiritual guru Johnson Chong. And that is very high pedestal indeed. Why don't you see that. I am very hurt by your attitude comrade Oakman :((
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
You are a nebbish with delusions of competency.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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We learn something new every day; and some days we also meet new trolls. ;)
The best things in life are not things.
Richard MacCutchan wrote:
We learn something new every day; and some days we also meet new trolls
You may get hit by some of the other trolls but at least I balanced shah's backstab.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Institute_of_Management_Ahmedabad
M Bester wrote:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Institute_of_Management_Ahmedabad
that figures
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote:
We learn something new every day; and some days we also meet new trolls
You may get hit by some of the other trolls but at least I balanced shah's backstab.
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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The favour returned, although it has not raised the total by much. Some high roller has taken against you.
The best things in life are not things.
Richard MacCutchan wrote:
Some high roller has taken against you
Children will be children. All we can do is set a good example and hope they grow up. ;)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote:
Some high roller has taken against you
Children will be children. All we can do is set a good example and hope they grow up. ;)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Oakman wrote:
d hope they grow up
if they haven't by now anyway, its not looking good for the forecast.
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning.
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I've been told about it, but once I resigned as moderator of the Back Room, I haven't looked in on the cesspool, and see no need to do so now. I will assure you of one thing: Shah (aka Otto Von Drunkencoder) asked to be admitted to SB1. When he was revealed to be a rather pathetic troll he was warned that he would either straighten out or be thrown out. Unlike the Back Room - where the large majority of his posts take place - SB1 does not put up with trolls. Shah got so pissed off at his treatment that he 1-voted an article I wrote. (When he realized that he could not do silent attacks as he can in here or the lounge, he changed it to a 3.) In short, he is a piss-ant and not worth my time or trouble. I must admit that I am mildly surprised that people who do not like the politics or the attitudes of SB1 feel some great need to ask for admission for the express purpose of making trouble, and then become indignant because they are told to leave. But then, I was surprised that a post honoring America's war dead was attacked so viciously, too. I guess I am naive. ;)
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Oakman wrote:
I was surprised that a post honoring America's war dead
What, 'Happy Memorial Day'? I must get some 'Merry Remembrance Sunday' cards printed, cheer up the bereaved. I was somewhat surprised that "The Relief of the Light Brigade" and "A Modern Tommy Atkins" merited a 1 vote and the sententious pronouncement Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf. Which is true, but a bit of the old 'no secateurs', given that the poems remind us of the poor treatment of soldiers by civilians and government alike. (Here is the link to 'A Modern Tommy Atkins'[^] in full on that well known pacifist site "The British Airborne Forces Club".)
ict558 is a Coward and a Fool. Derelict Dave & Hokum (So it must be so, alas.)