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  • A AspDotNetDev

    Perfectly valid VB.NET syntax:

    If If([If], IIf.[If]("If")) Then : End If

    Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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    Slacker007
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    Someone once told me that "if" is the biggest word in the dictionary.

    ----------------------------- Just along for the ride. -----------------------------

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      Someone once told me that "if" is the biggest word in the dictionary.

      ----------------------------- Just along for the ride. -----------------------------

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      BrainiacV
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      If it depends on your definition of if is, then you are screwed.

      Psychosis at 10 Film at 11

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      • A AspDotNetDev

        Perfectly valid VB.NET syntax:

        If If([If], IIf.[If]("If")) Then : End If

        Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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        Br Bill
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        Finally, a language that doesn't put stupid restrictions on me!

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          Finally, a language that doesn't put stupid restrictions on me!

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          AspDotNetDev
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          You don't even want to know what you can do with JavaScript. :rolleyes:

          Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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          • A AspDotNetDev

            Perfectly valid VB.NET syntax:

            If If([If], IIf.[If]("If")) Then : End If

            Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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            dawmail333
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            What. The most iffy thing I've done is to recreate IIf for WP7, but man, that's just... :((

            Don't forget to rate my post if it helped! ;) "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." "His mother should have thrown him away, and kept the stork." "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." "He loves nature, in spite of what it did to him."

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            • A AspDotNetDev

              Perfectly valid VB.NET syntax:

              If If([If], IIf.[If]("If")) Then : End If

              Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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              SQL Dave
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              The "intro message" on one of the new Futurama episodes tonight was: Some ask "What if?" We ask "Why if?"

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              • S SQL Dave

                The "intro message" on one of the new Futurama episodes tonight was: Some ask "What if?" We ask "Why if?"

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                AspDotNetDev
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                Whenever I hear "what if", I think of The Time Machine ("you're a man haunted by those two most terrible words: what if").

                Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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                • A AspDotNetDev

                  Whenever I hear "what if", I think of The Time Machine ("you're a man haunted by those two most terrible words: what if").

                  Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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                  fjdiewornncalwe
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                  Too funny. I just watched that on TV over the last weekend. My son was seeing it for the first time and as one proud, highly geeky dad I observed him riveted to the screen as he pondered the concepts of time travel.

                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                  • D dawmail333

                    What. The most iffy thing I've done is to recreate IIf for WP7, but man, that's just... :((

                    Don't forget to rate my post if it helped! ;) "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." "His mother should have thrown him away, and kept the stork." "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." "He loves nature, in spite of what it did to him."

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                    djdanlib 0
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                    Groaty!!

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                    • A AspDotNetDev

                      Perfectly valid VB.NET syntax:

                      If If([If], IIf.[If]("If")) Then : End If

                      Help a brotha out and vote Managing Your JavaScript Library in ASP.NET as the best ASP.NET article of May 2011.

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                      Ra one
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                      Why Stop.... Carry on Ifs and Iffs ....... But no End If :laugh:

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                      • B BrainiacV

                        If it depends on your definition of if is, then you are screwed.

                        Psychosis at 10 Film at 11

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                        KP Lee
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                        Ahhh, a Clinton supporter!

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