The Divorce Is Final
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It lasted five years. It was great when it started, but I knew she was high maintenance going in. She has a thing about cats. Big cats. She had a tiger when we met. I got her a leopard. Then a snow leopard. This summer I am going to get her a lion because even though we have split we are still friends. Looking back, the beginning of the end was her fascination with her beach ball. Pretty rainbow colors. She just loved to watch it spin, but I needed to get work done. It was all down hill from there. The more I wanted to work, the more she played with the beach ball. I have someone new now. Actually, not new. I have known her a long time, but some how her faults don't seem so bad anymore. Oh wait, you thought . . .? No, I am not talking about my wife. We are fine. It's me and Apple. Irreconcilable differences. And, yes, I am keeping my iMac, mainly to keep my wife and kids off my real system. :-D
Rhoadie: You need me to do anything else? Ironman: Keep the skies clear.
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It lasted five years. It was great when it started, but I knew she was high maintenance going in. She has a thing about cats. Big cats. She had a tiger when we met. I got her a leopard. Then a snow leopard. This summer I am going to get her a lion because even though we have split we are still friends. Looking back, the beginning of the end was her fascination with her beach ball. Pretty rainbow colors. She just loved to watch it spin, but I needed to get work done. It was all down hill from there. The more I wanted to work, the more she played with the beach ball. I have someone new now. Actually, not new. I have known her a long time, but some how her faults don't seem so bad anymore. Oh wait, you thought . . .? No, I am not talking about my wife. We are fine. It's me and Apple. Irreconcilable differences. And, yes, I am keeping my iMac, mainly to keep my wife and kids off my real system. :-D
Rhoadie: You need me to do anything else? Ironman: Keep the skies clear.
Yeah, I knew what you meant. So you're what, not using a Mac yourself anymore ? Why ? What did you use it for ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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It lasted five years. It was great when it started, but I knew she was high maintenance going in. She has a thing about cats. Big cats. She had a tiger when we met. I got her a leopard. Then a snow leopard. This summer I am going to get her a lion because even though we have split we are still friends. Looking back, the beginning of the end was her fascination with her beach ball. Pretty rainbow colors. She just loved to watch it spin, but I needed to get work done. It was all down hill from there. The more I wanted to work, the more she played with the beach ball. I have someone new now. Actually, not new. I have known her a long time, but some how her faults don't seem so bad anymore. Oh wait, you thought . . .? No, I am not talking about my wife. We are fine. It's me and Apple. Irreconcilable differences. And, yes, I am keeping my iMac, mainly to keep my wife and kids off my real system. :-D
Rhoadie: You need me to do anything else? Ironman: Keep the skies clear.
Ahh, but that's the trouble with five-year-olds
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Yeah, I knew what you meant. So you're what, not using a Mac yourself anymore ? Why ? What did you use it for ?
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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When I bought it I wasn't developing in Windows. It just makes more sense now to have a PC. I dabble in digital photography and I have Photoshop Elements on the Mac. Big memory hog.
Rhoadie: You need me to do anything else? Ironman: Keep the skies clear.
Fair enough. As it's dual boot and I do SOME OSX work, having a Mac makes a lot more sense to me. Plus, nothing beats iPhoto.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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It lasted five years. It was great when it started, but I knew she was high maintenance going in. She has a thing about cats. Big cats. She had a tiger when we met. I got her a leopard. Then a snow leopard. This summer I am going to get her a lion because even though we have split we are still friends. Looking back, the beginning of the end was her fascination with her beach ball. Pretty rainbow colors. She just loved to watch it spin, but I needed to get work done. It was all down hill from there. The more I wanted to work, the more she played with the beach ball. I have someone new now. Actually, not new. I have known her a long time, but some how her faults don't seem so bad anymore. Oh wait, you thought . . .? No, I am not talking about my wife. We are fine. It's me and Apple. Irreconcilable differences. And, yes, I am keeping my iMac, mainly to keep my wife and kids off my real system. :-D
Rhoadie: You need me to do anything else? Ironman: Keep the skies clear.
RockingDownTheHighway wrote:
Looking back, the beginning of the end was her fascination with her beach ball. Pretty rainbow colors. She just loved to watch it spin, but I needed to get work done. It was all down hill from there. The more I wanted to work, the more she played with the beach ball.
It's not just apple. My mantra during the Vista pre-release hype was "I don't need a Wow! factor, I need a ****in' word processor!" They didn't listen, even when they got to Weven. They kept the Wow! and killed the word-processor.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It lasted five years. It was great when it started, but I knew she was high maintenance going in. She has a thing about cats. Big cats. She had a tiger when we met. I got her a leopard. Then a snow leopard. This summer I am going to get her a lion because even though we have split we are still friends. Looking back, the beginning of the end was her fascination with her beach ball. Pretty rainbow colors. She just loved to watch it spin, but I needed to get work done. It was all down hill from there. The more I wanted to work, the more she played with the beach ball. I have someone new now. Actually, not new. I have known her a long time, but some how her faults don't seem so bad anymore. Oh wait, you thought . . .? No, I am not talking about my wife. We are fine. It's me and Apple. Irreconcilable differences. And, yes, I am keeping my iMac, mainly to keep my wife and kids off my real system. :-D
Rhoadie: You need me to do anything else? Ironman: Keep the skies clear.
:) :) :) :) :) :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
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RockingDownTheHighway wrote:
Looking back, the beginning of the end was her fascination with her beach ball. Pretty rainbow colors. She just loved to watch it spin, but I needed to get work done. It was all down hill from there. The more I wanted to work, the more she played with the beach ball.
It's not just apple. My mantra during the Vista pre-release hype was "I don't need a Wow! factor, I need a ****in' word processor!" They didn't listen, even when they got to Weven. They kept the Wow! and killed the word-processor.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It lasted five years. It was great when it started, but I knew she was high maintenance going in. She has a thing about cats. Big cats. She had a tiger when we met. I got her a leopard. Then a snow leopard. This summer I am going to get her a lion because even though we have split we are still friends. Looking back, the beginning of the end was her fascination with her beach ball. Pretty rainbow colors. She just loved to watch it spin, but I needed to get work done. It was all down hill from there. The more I wanted to work, the more she played with the beach ball. I have someone new now. Actually, not new. I have known her a long time, but some how her faults don't seem so bad anymore. Oh wait, you thought . . .? No, I am not talking about my wife. We are fine. It's me and Apple. Irreconcilable differences. And, yes, I am keeping my iMac, mainly to keep my wife and kids off my real system. :-D
Rhoadie: You need me to do anything else? Ironman: Keep the skies clear.
Me? I'm getting married to an iMac next week. If I'd known that you were getting divorced I'd have taken yours as a mistress.
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Mark Wallace wrote:
and killed the word-processor.
and also killed the Mail program *grrrr*
Abu Mami wrote:
and also killed the Mail program *grrrr*
Microsoft had a mail program? Who knew?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Fair enough. As it's dual boot and I do SOME OSX work, having a Mac makes a lot more sense to me. Plus, nothing beats iPhoto.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Christian Graus wrote:
nothing beats iPhoto.
What about bacon?
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