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    CodyDaemon
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    ... I must remember if I have a problem with some code either post question that is a single line that says - "Fix code" or just dump all the code into a question... it appears to be latest cool way of coding judging by the latest set of questions on here. No point trying to Google it or RTFM, just post it here and let someone else do it... :mad: Far enough if you have tried googling it, RTFM-ing it and tried finding sample code, and till don't get it, then post it and I am happy to try and help.

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      ... I must remember if I have a problem with some code either post question that is a single line that says - "Fix code" or just dump all the code into a question... it appears to be latest cool way of coding judging by the latest set of questions on here. No point trying to Google it or RTFM, just post it here and let someone else do it... :mad: Far enough if you have tried googling it, RTFM-ing it and tried finding sample code, and till don't get it, then post it and I am happy to try and help.

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      Dalek Dave
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      No! (0) You must be as vague as possible. (1) If it is a C# Problem it must be tagged as ASP.NET (2) The Code Dump portion must be both meaningless and unreadable. (3) The Heading must have nothing to do with the problem. (4) Last Line must read "Codez Plllzzz. Urgnt."

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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        ... I must remember if I have a problem with some code either post question that is a single line that says - "Fix code" or just dump all the code into a question... it appears to be latest cool way of coding judging by the latest set of questions on here. No point trying to Google it or RTFM, just post it here and let someone else do it... :mad: Far enough if you have tried googling it, RTFM-ing it and tried finding sample code, and till don't get it, then post it and I am happy to try and help.

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        Michael Schubert
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        CodyDaemon wrote:

        it appears to be latest cool way of coding judging by the latest set of questions on here.

        Wrong, this practice has been around for a long time. Many have complained about it but it's very unlikely that it will change.

        Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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          ... I must remember if I have a problem with some code either post question that is a single line that says - "Fix code" or just dump all the code into a question... it appears to be latest cool way of coding judging by the latest set of questions on here. No point trying to Google it or RTFM, just post it here and let someone else do it... :mad: Far enough if you have tried googling it, RTFM-ing it and tried finding sample code, and till don't get it, then post it and I am happy to try and help.

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          Keith Barrow
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          Most (and there are a lot of them) of these get short shrift. I used to give a "non-answer" i.e. one that points to the resources needed to do the work themselves. This gives them the help they deserve and need and takes it out the "Unanswered" list. What started happening was some rep-hungry punter would come along and gives the full POOCAP* solution, and I get downvoted me for not just coughing up code, so I've stopped this policy. *Plain Old Outrageous Copy and Paste

          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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            No! (0) You must be as vague as possible. (1) If it is a C# Problem it must be tagged as ASP.NET (2) The Code Dump portion must be both meaningless and unreadable. (3) The Heading must have nothing to do with the problem. (4) Last Line must read "Codez Plllzzz. Urgnt."

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Lost User
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            1. It must be homework.
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              Most (and there are a lot of them) of these get short shrift. I used to give a "non-answer" i.e. one that points to the resources needed to do the work themselves. This gives them the help they deserve and need and takes it out the "Unanswered" list. What started happening was some rep-hungry punter would come along and gives the full POOCAP* solution, and I get downvoted me for not just coughing up code, so I've stopped this policy. *Plain Old Outrageous Copy and Paste

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
              -Or-
              A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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              Have a reward! +5.

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                1. It must be homework.
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                Dalek Dave
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                (6) It must be asked in several fora.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  No! (0) You must be as vague as possible. (1) If it is a C# Problem it must be tagged as ASP.NET (2) The Code Dump portion must be both meaningless and unreadable. (3) The Heading must have nothing to do with the problem. (4) Last Line must read "Codez Plllzzz. Urgnt."

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  LittleYellowBird
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                  I've been away for a while but I see nothing's changed around here! :laugh:

                  Ali

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                    I've been away for a while but I see nothing's changed around here! :laugh:

                    Ali

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    Alison P wrote:

                    I've been away for a while

                    Holloway?

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      (6) It must be asked in several fora.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      (7) The answerer(not the enquirer), is the one that is retarded, when the totally wrong soloution is submitted, due to the Vaguenes of the question (see (0)).

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                        Most (and there are a lot of them) of these get short shrift. I used to give a "non-answer" i.e. one that points to the resources needed to do the work themselves. This gives them the help they deserve and need and takes it out the "Unanswered" list. What started happening was some rep-hungry punter would come along and gives the full POOCAP* solution, and I get downvoted me for not just coughing up code, so I've stopped this policy. *Plain Old Outrageous Copy and Paste

                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                        -Or-
                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                        Lost User
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                        We should insert another word beginning with 'R' after 'Copy' and before the 'and', but it will be hard.

                        "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                        "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                          (6) It must be asked in several fora.

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                          LittleYellowBird
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          (6) It must be asked in several flora.

                          (6) It must be asked in several healthy but tastless alternatives to butter? :confused: ;) Made you look! ;P

                          Ali

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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            (6) It must be asked in several flora.

                            (6) It must be asked in several healthy but tastless alternatives to butter? :confused: ;) Made you look! ;P

                            Ali

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Alison P wrote:

                            tastless

                            Tasteless, surely :)

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                              I've been away for a while but I see nothing's changed around here! :laugh:

                              Ali

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              I heard you'd been spending all your time with rugby players. Why just yesterday, I heard DD referring to your beau as a working flanker.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                We should insert another word beginning with 'R' after 'Copy' and before the 'and', but it will be hard.

                                "Dark the dark side is. Very dark..." - Yoda ---
                                "Shut up, Yoda, and just make yourself another toast." - Obi Wan Kenobi

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                "Randomly" It was quite easy really.

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                                  Alison P wrote:

                                  I've been away for a while

                                  Holloway?

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                                  LittleYellowBird
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                                  :mad: Cheeky! I've had nothing to do Blackpool ... or their manager! :rolleyes:

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                                    I've been away for a while but I see nothing's changed around here! :laugh:

                                    Ali

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                                    A few things have changed: We've gone green. fat_______boy has been banned a few times, so he is madly trying to hyphenate and missing. Trollslayer has departed. We got two sensible questions in Q&A last week.

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      I heard you'd been spending all your time with rugby players. Why just yesterday, I heard DD referring to your beau as a working flanker.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      You need your ears syringed!

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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        (6) It must be asked in several flora.

                                        (6) It must be asked in several healthy but tastless alternatives to butter? :confused: ;) Made you look! ;P

                                        Ali

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                                        Nagy Vilmos
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                                        Funily enough, we were just talking about buttering baps.


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          Alison P wrote:

                                          tastless

                                          Tasteless, surely :)

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                                          LittleYellowBird
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                                          :sigh: See nothing's changed! I still can't spell and you still can! :rolleyes:

                                          Ali

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