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You have to be sexy to get the job ??

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    AndyInUK
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    Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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      Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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      DaveAuld
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      Do you think News of the world will be able to tell me the username and passwords for the staff login section?

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        Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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        Dalek Dave
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        "IT Department, have you tried rebooting?"

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          Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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          Henry Minute
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          I'm too sexy for my PC. I also have The Internet in a box.

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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            Do you think News of the world will be able to tell me the username and passwords for the staff login section?

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            AndyInUK
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            you can try ;)

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              Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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              Joan M
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              The IT crowd attacking! :laugh: GREAT! 5! And by the way... I'm extremely sexy... :rolleyes:

              [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

              https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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                you can try ;)

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                DaveAuld
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                not any more, removed it again :)

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                  I'm too sexy for my PC. I also have The Internet in a box.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  I also have The Internet in a box.

                  I demand you return my chunk immediately! (It's the bit with the pr0n in, thanks)

                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                    And modest I see.

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                    Joan M
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    And modest I see.

                    You can't even imagine... :laugh:

                    [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

                    https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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                      The IT crowd attacking! :laugh: GREAT! 5! And by the way... I'm extremely sexy... :rolleyes:

                      [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      And modest I see.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        And modest I see.

                        You can't even imagine... :laugh:

                        [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Oh I don't know, I have a pretty vivid imagination...

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                        • A AndyInUK

                          Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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                          Christian Bruggemann
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                          I particularly like the part "Perks: Vending Machines". Wow. Just an amazing perk. That must indeed be "one of the best employers in the world" :laugh:

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                            The IT crowd attacking! :laugh: GREAT! 5! And by the way... I'm extremely sexy... :rolleyes:

                            [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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                            Henry Minute
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                            Wow! Sexy, and good at grinding and polishing. You must be very popular.

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                              Oh I don't know, I have a pretty vivid imagination...

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Oh I don't know, I have a pretty vivid dirty imagination...

                              FIFY

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Oh I don't know, I have a pretty vivid dirty imagination...

                                FIFY

                                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                Joan M
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                                I have the proper solution[^] to that... :rolleyes:

                                [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

                                https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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                                  Wow! Sexy, and good at grinding and polishing. You must be very popular.

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                  Joan M
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                                  :laugh: not at all...

                                  [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

                                  https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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                                    Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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                                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                    Their IT Dept. page is hilarius.

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                                      Are you Sexy?[^] ;)

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      Worth following through to the Disclaimer[^] page.

                                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                        Their IT Dept. page is hilarius.

                                        Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                                        Rage
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                                        ROTFLMAO - this cannot be real.OK, got it now.

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                                          Do you think News of the world will be able to tell me the username and passwords for the staff login section?

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                                          Keith Barrow
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                                          I like the fact you can actually "hack" the Itranet!

                                          Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                          -Or-
                                          A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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