Bacon
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One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?
Keep it a secret until it's too late and he is fully baconated.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Keep it a secret until it's too late and he is fully baconated.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?
Just tell her that he's a software developer in training and you're trying to give him an early advantage over his peers.
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Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?
I've a similar problem: Siro is 2 years old and likes chocolate very much (it's a secret, please don't divulgate).
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?
tell her you used fat free turkey bacon ... or soy bacon (is there such a thing?) ;)
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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tell her you used fat free turkey bacon ... or soy bacon (is there such a thing?) ;)
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
Steve Mayfield wrote:
fat free turkey bacon
Wouldn't that be a greater offense?
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One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?
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One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?
Or you could just give him some nice cookies[^]?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?
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tell her you used fat free turkey bacon ... or soy bacon (is there such a thing?) ;)
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
Steve Mayfield wrote:
or soy bacon
Burn the infidel! Burn the infidel!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Steve Mayfield wrote:
or soy bacon
Burn the infidel! Burn the infidel!
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
I said "tell her..." not actually "use" ;) well I'll be damned, there really is soy bacon[^] ... but it doubles as male birth control[^] :sigh:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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I said "tell her..." not actually "use" ;) well I'll be damned, there really is soy bacon[^] ... but it doubles as male birth control[^] :sigh:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
Best not to take any chances in these circumstances, I find. Burn the infidel! :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?
Give her some bacon. She will be assimilated. Resistance is futile, as we all know... On a serious note, I have a cousin who married a similarly misguided woman. Their kids have not been allowed to taste chocolate, play outside on a rainy day, have snacks that contain sugar, eat fruits that are not "organic." These kids are always sick. They catch everything imaginable because they have no naturally-developed immunities. This kind of "mothering" should be classified as child abuse.:mad:
Will Rogers never met me.
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Keep it a secret until it's too late and he is fully baconated.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
:laugh:
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tell her you used fat free turkey bacon ... or soy bacon (is there such a thing?) ;)
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
Steve Mayfield wrote:
or soy bacon
Now, that's a revolting thought. :)
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Can't be all that bad look; Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula[^]
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May need some convincing for my better half. But I like it. :)
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One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?
You could have started him much earlier by putting your good lady on a bacon only diet when she was nursing!
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Give her some bacon. She will be assimilated. Resistance is futile, as we all know... On a serious note, I have a cousin who married a similarly misguided woman. Their kids have not been allowed to taste chocolate, play outside on a rainy day, have snacks that contain sugar, eat fruits that are not "organic." These kids are always sick. They catch everything imaginable because they have no naturally-developed immunities. This kind of "mothering" should be classified as child abuse.:mad:
Will Rogers never met me.
Oh, she like bacon alright. It was one of the things I made sure before marrying her. She makes the best potato salad there is, it's loaded with bacon.
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tell her you used fat free turkey bacon ... or soy bacon (is there such a thing?) ;)
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
Steve Mayfield wrote:
soy bacon (is there such a thing?)
One need only look at all the fake meats in the vegetarian aisle to know that they're all still closet carnivores. IIRC facon is one my sister considers inedible. X|
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