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  • J Jorgen Andersson

    One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?

    List of common misconceptions

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    wizardzz
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    With divorce papers, better luck next time!

    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

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    • J Jorgen Andersson

      One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?

      List of common misconceptions

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      Dr Walt Fair PE
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      Or you could just give him some nice cookies[^]?

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      • J Jorgen Andersson

        One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?

        List of common misconceptions

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        DaveAuld
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        Can't be all that bad look; Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula[^]

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        • S Steve Mayfield

          tell her you used fat free turkey bacon ... or soy bacon (is there such a thing?) ;)

          Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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          Steve Mayfield wrote:

          or soy bacon

          Burn the infidel! Burn the infidel!

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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            Steve Mayfield wrote:

            or soy bacon

            Burn the infidel! Burn the infidel!

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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            Steve Mayfield
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            I said "tell her..." not actually "use" ;) well I'll be damned, there really is soy bacon[^] ... but it doubles as male birth control[^] :sigh:

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            • S Steve Mayfield

              I said "tell her..." not actually "use" ;) well I'll be damned, there really is soy bacon[^] ... but it doubles as male birth control[^] :sigh:

              Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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              Best not to take any chances in these circumstances, I find. Burn the infidel! :laugh:

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • J Jorgen Andersson

                One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?

                List of common misconceptions

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                Roger Wright
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                Give her some bacon. She will be assimilated. Resistance is futile, as we all know... On a serious note, I have a cousin who married a similarly misguided woman. Their kids have not been allowed to taste chocolate, play outside on a rainy day, have snacks that contain sugar, eat fruits that are not "organic." These kids are always sick. They catch everything imaginable because they have no naturally-developed immunities. This kind of "mothering" should be classified as child abuse.:mad:

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Keep it a secret until it's too late and he is fully baconated.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  :laugh:

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                  • S Steve Mayfield

                    tell her you used fat free turkey bacon ... or soy bacon (is there such a thing?) ;)

                    Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                    Jorgen Andersson
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                    Steve Mayfield wrote:

                    or soy bacon

                    Now, that's a revolting thought. :)

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                      Can't be all that bad look; Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula[^]

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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      May need some convincing for my better half. But I like it. :)

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                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                        One's not supposed to feed babies salty food. But my son is soon 11 months old, and you have to start sometime. So today it was the first time he tried BACON. And I was rewarded with the sound of happiness and a big smile. He loved it. Now, how do I break this news to an (overly?) health conscious mother?

                        List of common misconceptions

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                        Chris Quinn
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                        You could have started him much earlier by putting your good lady on a bacon only diet when she was nursing!

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                        • R Roger Wright

                          Give her some bacon. She will be assimilated. Resistance is futile, as we all know... On a serious note, I have a cousin who married a similarly misguided woman. Their kids have not been allowed to taste chocolate, play outside on a rainy day, have snacks that contain sugar, eat fruits that are not "organic." These kids are always sick. They catch everything imaginable because they have no naturally-developed immunities. This kind of "mothering" should be classified as child abuse.:mad:

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          Oh, she like bacon alright. It was one of the things I made sure before marrying her. She makes the best potato salad there is, it's loaded with bacon.

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                          • S Steve Mayfield

                            tell her you used fat free turkey bacon ... or soy bacon (is there such a thing?) ;)

                            Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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                            Dan Neely
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                            Steve Mayfield wrote:

                            soy bacon (is there such a thing?)

                            One need only look at all the fake meats in the vegetarian aisle to know that they're all still closet carnivores. IIRC facon is one my sister considers inedible. X|

                            3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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