Weekend Plans?
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What is everyone's weekend plans? I'm looking at a townhouse tonight. Tomorrow I'm bring my car in for brake work, possibly trying a combat shoot, then meeting up with my friend and his friend that is home from the Army for the weekend. Sunday, hopefully doing music all day, maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Taking my daughter (17) and youngest son (12) back to their mother's house in the state to the North after having them for the last 4 weeks. My middle child (14) is staying with me. He hates living with his mom so he wants to live with me now. Plus he and my wife's son (who is 15) get along really well. It will be sad but what can I do? I'll see them again next month for a few days. But before we go, we may go crawdad fishing. That should be fun.
If you know what I mean...and I think you do...
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
after the balcony puking incident last weekend
Did you hit anyone?
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
Alas, no. If the trees weren't spinning around me so wildly, I might have been able to aim better.
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
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What is everyone's weekend plans? I'm looking at a townhouse tonight. Tomorrow I'm bring my car in for brake work, possibly trying a combat shoot, then meeting up with my friend and his friend that is home from the Army for the weekend. Sunday, hopefully doing music all day, maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Reputationator.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I think ther' purty...
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Yeah, I often just walk around looking at people's houses as well. It's relaxing until the police arrive... :sigh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What is everyone's weekend plans? I'm looking at a townhouse tonight. Tomorrow I'm bring my car in for brake work, possibly trying a combat shoot, then meeting up with my friend and his friend that is home from the Army for the weekend. Sunday, hopefully doing music all day, maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Alas, no. If the trees weren't spinning around me so wildly, I might have been able to aim better.
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
Tie the room down. Seriously; lie on the floor with a rope tied between your ankle and the door handle. It works! Think about it: when you are *that* drunk, everything spins round. Therefore, you are the only stable thing in the universe. Tie the universe down to the stable thing and it stops spinning... Trust me, if you are drunk enough to try it, your ear canals are drunk enough to believe it. (But have a bucket handy)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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wizardzz wrote:
maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
You do stand up? Any good? I plan on chilling out with the family. Maybe work on the yard a bit.
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Not sure, but probably not. Tuesday will be my premier at an open mic. I have been keeping a notebook for a while, but need to finish a lot of the jokes / observations. I go with a troupe of 4-5 comedians, so I have a lot of support to try it out, and they aren't giving me the option of showing up as just an audience member this time.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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My lease ends on Tuesday. I will be moving the final 5 or so boxes into a storage unit tonight and this weekend I'll be cleaning non-stop. Though, I do have 2 bottles of wine I won't be putting in a hot storage unit (which does not allow alcohol anyway), so I might have a really good time cleaning. :-D Not sure what I'm going to do with the bottles of rum and vodka. I am certainly not going to drink them after the balcony puking incident last weekend. X|
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
balcony puking incident
This happened to me a few months ago as well, but mine was caused by a guinness, some kool-aid, and some expired generic cheetohs.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Reputationator.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
What is everyone's weekend plans? I'm looking at a townhouse tonight. Tomorrow I'm bring my car in for brake work, possibly trying a combat shoot, then meeting up with my friend and his friend that is home from the Army for the weekend. Sunday, hopefully doing music all day, maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Clean up the yard and make repairs to the house from yet another string of the storms that just blew through town. :( Then drink beer :beer: and drink more beer :beer: :-D :beer: Have a great weekend!!! :)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Going to the Renaissance Festival! :-D I look forward to it all year, been going every year for about 10 years now.
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Yeah, I often just walk around looking at people's houses as well. It's relaxing until the police arrive... :sigh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
balcony puking incident
This happened to me a few months ago as well, but mine was caused by a guinness, some kool-aid, and some expired generic cheetohs.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
It happened to my Mother the last time she came to visit us. She blamed the steak and kidney pie Michelle cooked. Not the bottle of Baileys she drank. Oh no - she never drank alcohol...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Tie the room down. Seriously; lie on the floor with a rope tied between your ankle and the door handle. It works! Think about it: when you are *that* drunk, everything spins round. Therefore, you are the only stable thing in the universe. Tie the universe down to the stable thing and it stops spinning... Trust me, if you are drunk enough to try it, your ear canals are drunk enough to believe it. (But have a bucket handy)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
...everything spins round. Therefore, you are the only stable thing in the universe. Tie the universe down to the stable thing and it stops spinning...
Quite possibly the most intelligent thing I have ever read. Edit: No sarcasm was intended by this.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What is everyone's weekend plans? I'm looking at a townhouse tonight. Tomorrow I'm bring my car in for brake work, possibly trying a combat shoot, then meeting up with my friend and his friend that is home from the Army for the weekend. Sunday, hopefully doing music all day, maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Going to the one in Bristol Wisconsin? Need a wizardzz in your crew?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Not sure, but probably not. Tuesday will be my premier at an open mic. I have been keeping a notebook for a while, but need to finish a lot of the jokes / observations. I go with a troupe of 4-5 comedians, so I have a lot of support to try it out, and they aren't giving me the option of showing up as just an audience member this time.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
If all else fails, tell the panda joke. :laugh: :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yeah, I often just walk around looking at people's houses as well. It's relaxing until the police arrive... :sigh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Ohhh, you're stepping on my turf with that! :)
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
