Weekend Plans?
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Tie the room down. Seriously; lie on the floor with a rope tied between your ankle and the door handle. It works! Think about it: when you are *that* drunk, everything spins round. Therefore, you are the only stable thing in the universe. Tie the universe down to the stable thing and it stops spinning... Trust me, if you are drunk enough to try it, your ear canals are drunk enough to believe it. (But have a bucket handy)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
...everything spins round. Therefore, you are the only stable thing in the universe. Tie the universe down to the stable thing and it stops spinning...
Quite possibly the most intelligent thing I have ever read. Edit: No sarcasm was intended by this.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Going to the one in Bristol Wisconsin? Need a wizardzz in your crew?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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What is everyone's weekend plans? I'm looking at a townhouse tonight. Tomorrow I'm bring my car in for brake work, possibly trying a combat shoot, then meeting up with my friend and his friend that is home from the Army for the weekend. Sunday, hopefully doing music all day, maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Not sure, but probably not. Tuesday will be my premier at an open mic. I have been keeping a notebook for a while, but need to finish a lot of the jokes / observations. I go with a troupe of 4-5 comedians, so I have a lot of support to try it out, and they aren't giving me the option of showing up as just an audience member this time.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
If all else fails, tell the panda joke. :laugh: :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yeah, I often just walk around looking at people's houses as well. It's relaxing until the police arrive... :sigh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Care to elaborate?
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
It's a CP article I'm writing that illustrates a for-Codeproject app that scrapes your profile page to gather your rep scores every day (via a windows service), and stores those values to a sql database. There is a separate winforms app that shows your rep scores in a chart, and can show projections based on current points-earning trends. I've got the Windows service part done, and am currently working on the Winforms app. I currently have about a week's worth of data stored for myself (had to gather that so I could test with real data). Unlike CPAM, this app will be applicable to everyone because everyone has rep points.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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Ohhh, you're stepping on my turf with that! :)
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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Here you'll get shot for doing that
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
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According to the posted link, you're currently on version 0. What happened to version 1?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
balcony puking incident
This happened to me a few months ago as well, but mine was caused by a guinness, some kool-aid, and some expired generic cheetohs.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
Colin Mullikin wrote:
mine was caused by a guinness, some kool-aid, and some expired generic cheetohs
Mine was caused by some wine and about 5 different kinds of beer. That was one very fun game of Cranium, especially when I had to act out the word "missionary". I was also told I headbutted my friend in the ear, but I only remember pretending to.
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
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...same deal in Texas.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
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According to the posted link, you're currently on version 0. What happened to version 1?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
you're currently on version 0. What happened to version 1?
Good question! Turns out version zero (currently 0.15h) is very stable (but not fully featured), so I decided to jump directly to V2, since V1 smells like new-to-the-market and TS has been around for close to 9 years. I really didn't expect to be supporting close to a thousand (at least the ones that have emailed me) worldwide users. :sigh: /ravi
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According to the posted link, you're currently on version 0. What happened to version 1?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997That's what I as wondering as well? Seems a bit sketchy... :doh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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What is everyone's weekend plans? I'm looking at a townhouse tonight. Tomorrow I'm bring my car in for brake work, possibly trying a combat shoot, then meeting up with my friend and his friend that is home from the Army for the weekend. Sunday, hopefully doing music all day, maybe work on my stand up routine for next Tuesday.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
Set up the team for the Cricket Fantasy League that a few members from CP are going to play. It starts from next week.
Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
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Alas, no. If the trees weren't spinning around me so wildly, I might have been able to aim better.
Driven to the ARMs by x86.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
. If the trees weren't spinning around me so wil
Trust me - I've been through that as well. The crazy thing about this feeling is that it everytime you go through it, you decide not to drink this much ever again. But then, a few days later, one starts to miss this feeling and longs for it. And lo...before you know it, the trees are spinning again. Oh gosh - am I an alcoholic?
Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
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Not sure, but probably not. Tuesday will be my premier at an open mic. I have been keeping a notebook for a while, but need to finish a lot of the jokes / observations. I go with a troupe of 4-5 comedians, so I have a lot of support to try it out, and they aren't giving me the option of showing up as just an audience member this time.
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson
wizardzz wrote:
Not sure, but probably not. Tuesday will be my premier at an open mic. I have been keeping a notebook for a while, but need to finish a lot of the jokes / observations. I go with a troupe of 4-5 comedians, so I have a lot of support to try it out, and they aren't giving me the option of showing up as just an audience member this time.
I think you have to have a lot of guts to get on stage and make people laugh. My hats off to you and I bet you are better than you think. Good luck...have fun.
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
. If the trees weren't spinning around me so wil
Trust me - I've been through that as well. The crazy thing about this feeling is that it everytime you go through it, you decide not to drink this much ever again. But then, a few days later, one starts to miss this feeling and longs for it. And lo...before you know it, the trees are spinning again. Oh gosh - am I an alcoholic?
Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
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Not yet, as soon as you deny it you have to worry
No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!
JacquesDP wrote:
Not yet, as soon as you deny it you have to worry
Ah - I always knew I was not an alcoholic.
Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
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wizardzz wrote:
Not sure, but probably not. Tuesday will be my premier at an open mic. I have been keeping a notebook for a while, but need to finish a lot of the jokes / observations. I go with a troupe of 4-5 comedians, so I have a lot of support to try it out, and they aren't giving me the option of showing up as just an audience member this time.
I think you have to have a lot of guts to get on stage and make people laugh. My hats off to you and I bet you are better than you think. Good luck...have fun.
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