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  • P pankajdaga

    Damn! And I expected tempers to fly! ;P Pankaj Without struggle, there is no progress

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    KaRl
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    pankajdaga wrote: Damn! And I expected tempers to fly! nice, nice. By the way, you owe me 1 € ;P:-D


    Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans

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    • G Gert Boddaert

      Ok, this is an oldy but I could not resist... Fresh from her shower, this woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds". Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" ;):-D;P -------------------------------------------------- If my messages appear curt, I apologize. I try to be brief to save your time as well as mine. --------------------------------------------------

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      Gert Boddaert wrote: "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" ouch!

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      • K KaRl

        pankajdaga wrote: Damn! And I expected tempers to fly! nice, nice. By the way, you owe me 1 € ;P:-D


        Ohé Partisans, Ouvriers et Paysans C'est l'alarme! Le Chant des Partisans

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        pankajdaga
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        Do you take I.O.Us ? :rolleyes: Without struggle, there is no progress

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        • C carrie

          haha, got to love that answer :-D

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          Christian Graus
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          Like I said, I can be honest, she's not going to read it :P Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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