Elemental, my dear Watson
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Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO Want to tell a joke about potassium? K What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na Argon walks into a bar but he can't pay for his drink so the bartender orders him to leave - what does he do? Argon doesn't react Neutron offers to pay the tab. What does the bartender say? "For you, no charge."
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO Want to tell a joke about potassium? K What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na Argon walks into a bar but he can't pay for his drink so the bartender orders him to leave - what does he do? Argon doesn't react Neutron offers to pay the tab. What does the bartender say? "For you, no charge."
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
And Beryllium responded with to BE or not to BE? :)
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
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Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO Want to tell a joke about potassium? K What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na Argon walks into a bar but he can't pay for his drink so the bartender orders him to leave - what does he do? Argon doesn't react Neutron offers to pay the tab. What does the bartender say? "For you, no charge."
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
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Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO Want to tell a joke about potassium? K What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na Argon walks into a bar but he can't pay for his drink so the bartender orders him to leave - what does he do? Argon doesn't react Neutron offers to pay the tab. What does the bartender say? "For you, no charge."
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
They were cobalt, radon, yttrium jokes
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Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO Want to tell a joke about potassium? K What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na Argon walks into a bar but he can't pay for his drink so the bartender orders him to leave - what does he do? Argon doesn't react Neutron offers to pay the tab. What does the bartender say? "For you, no charge."
The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with these three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots. R. A. H.
Oakman wrote:
Neutron offers to pay the tab. What does the bartender say?
"For you, no charge."Yeah, and then the proton offered to pay, and when asked by the bartender "are you sure", the proton answered "yes, I'm positive". Then a sad looking neutrino joins the others. "What's up with you?" asks the neutron. - "I've just been kicked out of church." Shocked the others demand, "Whatever for?" - The neutrino replies "Apparently I'm not supposed to have mass!" Then two quarks walk into the bar. One says to the bar tender, "I'll have a double bourbon, straight, and my bitch here will have his usual Miller Lite!" and slaps the other quark hard on the ass. The neutron leans over to the proton and whispers, "No need to guess who's the top and who's the bottom there then!"
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
