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  • realJSOPR Online
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    realJSOP
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    The FBI has been handing out bulletins to Surplus Stores and Gun Shops. These bulletins, released by the Denver FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, Colorado Information Analysis Center (Homeland Security), and the Bureau of Justice Assistance (part of the Department of Justice), considers the following to be suspicious behavior that may be terrorist activity: _People or Groups Who:

    • Provide identification that is inconsistent or suspect or demands identity "privacy"
    • Insists on paying with cash or uses credits cards(s) in different name(s)
    • Significantly alters appearance from visit to visit (shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, ect)
    • Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing
    • Make racist or extreme religious statements couple with comments that are violent or appear to condone violence
    • Make suspicious comments regarding anti-US, radical theology vague or cryptic warnings that suggest or appear to endorse the use of violence in support of a cause.
    • Demonstrate interest in uses that do not seem consistent with the intended use of the item being purchased
    • Possess little knowledge of intended purchase items
    • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
      • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
      • Meals Ready to Eat
      • Night Vision Devices
      • Night flashlights
      • Gas masks
      • High capacity magazines
      • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

    _The FBI then reminds the Surplus Store in their catch-all "don't be racist" clause: It is important to remember that just because someone's speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious. For anyone paranoid about their government, this document is perfect evidence of the fatuity of the Federal Government in protecting and oppressing citizens. The letter has suggestions for Surplus Store owners to, you know, help America detect terrorists: _Be a part of the solution:

    • Require valid ID for all new customers
    • Keep records of purchases
    • Talk to customers, ask questions, and listen to and observe their response.
    • Watch for people and actions that are out of place.
    • Make note of suspicious statements, people, and/or vehicles.
    • If something is wrong, notify law enforcement authorities.
    • Do not jeop

    _

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      The FBI has been handing out bulletins to Surplus Stores and Gun Shops. These bulletins, released by the Denver FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, Colorado Information Analysis Center (Homeland Security), and the Bureau of Justice Assistance (part of the Department of Justice), considers the following to be suspicious behavior that may be terrorist activity: _People or Groups Who:

      • Provide identification that is inconsistent or suspect or demands identity "privacy"
      • Insists on paying with cash or uses credits cards(s) in different name(s)
      • Significantly alters appearance from visit to visit (shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, ect)
      • Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing
      • Make racist or extreme religious statements couple with comments that are violent or appear to condone violence
      • Make suspicious comments regarding anti-US, radical theology vague or cryptic warnings that suggest or appear to endorse the use of violence in support of a cause.
      • Demonstrate interest in uses that do not seem consistent with the intended use of the item being purchased
      • Possess little knowledge of intended purchase items
      • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
        • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
        • Meals Ready to Eat
        • Night Vision Devices
        • Night flashlights
        • Gas masks
        • High capacity magazines
        • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

      _The FBI then reminds the Surplus Store in their catch-all "don't be racist" clause: It is important to remember that just because someone's speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious. For anyone paranoid about their government, this document is perfect evidence of the fatuity of the Federal Government in protecting and oppressing citizens. The letter has suggestions for Surplus Store owners to, you know, help America detect terrorists: _Be a part of the solution:

      • Require valid ID for all new customers
      • Keep records of purchases
      • Talk to customers, ask questions, and listen to and observe their response.
      • Watch for people and actions that are out of place.
      • Make note of suspicious statements, people, and/or vehicles.
      • If something is wrong, notify law enforcement authorities.
      • Do not jeop

      _

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      soap brain
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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

      It is a well-established FACT that DHS considers citizens to be a greater threat to national security than it does the actual terrorists.

      Actual terrorists aren't that great a threat.

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      • S soap brain

        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

        It is a well-established FACT that DHS considers citizens to be a greater threat to national security than it does the actual terrorists.

        Actual terrorists aren't that great a threat.

        realJSOPR Online
        realJSOPR Online
        realJSOP
        wrote on last edited by
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        I don't know why you were 1-voted, so I compensated.

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          The FBI has been handing out bulletins to Surplus Stores and Gun Shops. These bulletins, released by the Denver FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, Colorado Information Analysis Center (Homeland Security), and the Bureau of Justice Assistance (part of the Department of Justice), considers the following to be suspicious behavior that may be terrorist activity: _People or Groups Who:

          • Provide identification that is inconsistent or suspect or demands identity "privacy"
          • Insists on paying with cash or uses credits cards(s) in different name(s)
          • Significantly alters appearance from visit to visit (shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, ect)
          • Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing
          • Make racist or extreme religious statements couple with comments that are violent or appear to condone violence
          • Make suspicious comments regarding anti-US, radical theology vague or cryptic warnings that suggest or appear to endorse the use of violence in support of a cause.
          • Demonstrate interest in uses that do not seem consistent with the intended use of the item being purchased
          • Possess little knowledge of intended purchase items
          • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
            • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
            • Meals Ready to Eat
            • Night Vision Devices
            • Night flashlights
            • Gas masks
            • High capacity magazines
            • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

          _The FBI then reminds the Surplus Store in their catch-all "don't be racist" clause: It is important to remember that just because someone's speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious. For anyone paranoid about their government, this document is perfect evidence of the fatuity of the Federal Government in protecting and oppressing citizens. The letter has suggestions for Surplus Store owners to, you know, help America detect terrorists: _Be a part of the solution:

          • Require valid ID for all new customers
          • Keep records of purchases
          • Talk to customers, ask questions, and listen to and observe their response.
          • Watch for people and actions that are out of place.
          • Make note of suspicious statements, people, and/or vehicles.
          • If something is wrong, notify law enforcement authorities.
          • Do not jeop

          _

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          Haakon S
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          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing

          Sounds like a typical member of your gun club, doesn't it, John?

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          • realJSOPR realJSOP

            The FBI has been handing out bulletins to Surplus Stores and Gun Shops. These bulletins, released by the Denver FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, Colorado Information Analysis Center (Homeland Security), and the Bureau of Justice Assistance (part of the Department of Justice), considers the following to be suspicious behavior that may be terrorist activity: _People or Groups Who:

            • Provide identification that is inconsistent or suspect or demands identity "privacy"
            • Insists on paying with cash or uses credits cards(s) in different name(s)
            • Significantly alters appearance from visit to visit (shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, ect)
            • Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing
            • Make racist or extreme religious statements couple with comments that are violent or appear to condone violence
            • Make suspicious comments regarding anti-US, radical theology vague or cryptic warnings that suggest or appear to endorse the use of violence in support of a cause.
            • Demonstrate interest in uses that do not seem consistent with the intended use of the item being purchased
            • Possess little knowledge of intended purchase items
            • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
              • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
              • Meals Ready to Eat
              • Night Vision Devices
              • Night flashlights
              • Gas masks
              • High capacity magazines
              • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

            _The FBI then reminds the Surplus Store in their catch-all "don't be racist" clause: It is important to remember that just because someone's speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious. For anyone paranoid about their government, this document is perfect evidence of the fatuity of the Federal Government in protecting and oppressing citizens. The letter has suggestions for Surplus Store owners to, you know, help America detect terrorists: _Be a part of the solution:

            • Require valid ID for all new customers
            • Keep records of purchases
            • Talk to customers, ask questions, and listen to and observe their response.
            • Watch for people and actions that are out of place.
            • Make note of suspicious statements, people, and/or vehicles.
            • If something is wrong, notify law enforcement authorities.
            • Do not jeop

            _

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            QuiJohn
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            The DHS is a frightening agency that was slapped together to make it look like the government was doing SOMETHING to make sure a tragedy like 9/11 could never happen again. Of course, that is virtually impossible to accomplish, given the many different ways people who don't care about their own lives can wreak havoc.

            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

            _

            • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
              • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
              • Meals Ready to Eat
              • Night Vision Devices
              • Night flashlights
              • Gas masks
              • High capacity magazines
              • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

            _

            With the exception of gas masks, aren't those all things you'd bring on a hunting trip? Maybe even the gas masks depending on who you go with and how many cans of beans they bring. Though I do have to ask, is this an actual bulletin put out by the FBI or did someone make it up? It would be a lot easier to fake than a birth certificate. ;P

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              The FBI has been handing out bulletins to Surplus Stores and Gun Shops. These bulletins, released by the Denver FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, Colorado Information Analysis Center (Homeland Security), and the Bureau of Justice Assistance (part of the Department of Justice), considers the following to be suspicious behavior that may be terrorist activity: _People or Groups Who:

              • Provide identification that is inconsistent or suspect or demands identity "privacy"
              • Insists on paying with cash or uses credits cards(s) in different name(s)
              • Significantly alters appearance from visit to visit (shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, ect)
              • Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing
              • Make racist or extreme religious statements couple with comments that are violent or appear to condone violence
              • Make suspicious comments regarding anti-US, radical theology vague or cryptic warnings that suggest or appear to endorse the use of violence in support of a cause.
              • Demonstrate interest in uses that do not seem consistent with the intended use of the item being purchased
              • Possess little knowledge of intended purchase items
              • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
                • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
                • Meals Ready to Eat
                • Night Vision Devices
                • Night flashlights
                • Gas masks
                • High capacity magazines
                • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

              _The FBI then reminds the Surplus Store in their catch-all "don't be racist" clause: It is important to remember that just because someone's speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious. For anyone paranoid about their government, this document is perfect evidence of the fatuity of the Federal Government in protecting and oppressing citizens. The letter has suggestions for Surplus Store owners to, you know, help America detect terrorists: _Be a part of the solution:

              • Require valid ID for all new customers
              • Keep records of purchases
              • Talk to customers, ask questions, and listen to and observe their response.
              • Watch for people and actions that are out of place.
              • Make note of suspicious statements, people, and/or vehicles.
              • If something is wrong, notify law enforcement authorities.
              • Do not jeop

              _

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              Slacker007
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              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

              So just stocking up on MRE's alone doesn't make you a terrorist

              Actually, it does make you a terrorist. Anyone who has had to smell the noxious gas produced by any one of the contents in those brown bags would cosider that an act of terrorism. :-D

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                The FBI has been handing out bulletins to Surplus Stores and Gun Shops. These bulletins, released by the Denver FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, Colorado Information Analysis Center (Homeland Security), and the Bureau of Justice Assistance (part of the Department of Justice), considers the following to be suspicious behavior that may be terrorist activity: _People or Groups Who:

                • Provide identification that is inconsistent or suspect or demands identity "privacy"
                • Insists on paying with cash or uses credits cards(s) in different name(s)
                • Significantly alters appearance from visit to visit (shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, ect)
                • Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing
                • Make racist or extreme religious statements couple with comments that are violent or appear to condone violence
                • Make suspicious comments regarding anti-US, radical theology vague or cryptic warnings that suggest or appear to endorse the use of violence in support of a cause.
                • Demonstrate interest in uses that do not seem consistent with the intended use of the item being purchased
                • Possess little knowledge of intended purchase items
                • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
                  • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
                  • Meals Ready to Eat
                  • Night Vision Devices
                  • Night flashlights
                  • Gas masks
                  • High capacity magazines
                  • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

                _The FBI then reminds the Surplus Store in their catch-all "don't be racist" clause: It is important to remember that just because someone's speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious. For anyone paranoid about their government, this document is perfect evidence of the fatuity of the Federal Government in protecting and oppressing citizens. The letter has suggestions for Surplus Store owners to, you know, help America detect terrorists: _Be a part of the solution:

                • Require valid ID for all new customers
                • Keep records of purchases
                • Talk to customers, ask questions, and listen to and observe their response.
                • Watch for people and actions that are out of place.
                • Make note of suspicious statements, people, and/or vehicles.
                • If something is wrong, notify law enforcement authorities.
                • Do not jeop

                _

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                I've had a look for an original source. There's this PDF[^]; note source. How about the Communities Against Terrorism? I can't find them. My Google-foo may not be the best, but this smells like that four week old corpse at the hunting lodge.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                • Q QuiJohn

                  The DHS is a frightening agency that was slapped together to make it look like the government was doing SOMETHING to make sure a tragedy like 9/11 could never happen again. Of course, that is virtually impossible to accomplish, given the many different ways people who don't care about their own lives can wreak havoc.

                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                  _

                  • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
                    • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
                    • Meals Ready to Eat
                    • Night Vision Devices
                    • Night flashlights
                    • Gas masks
                    • High capacity magazines
                    • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

                  _

                  With the exception of gas masks, aren't those all things you'd bring on a hunting trip? Maybe even the gas masks depending on who you go with and how many cans of beans they bring. Though I do have to ask, is this an actual bulletin put out by the FBI or did someone make it up? It would be a lot easier to fake than a birth certificate. ;P

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                  wizardzz
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                  Well, hopefully you don't need high capacity mags while hunting, you'd be a shitty shot then.

                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    The FBI has been handing out bulletins to Surplus Stores and Gun Shops. These bulletins, released by the Denver FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, Colorado Information Analysis Center (Homeland Security), and the Bureau of Justice Assistance (part of the Department of Justice), considers the following to be suspicious behavior that may be terrorist activity: _People or Groups Who:

                    • Provide identification that is inconsistent or suspect or demands identity "privacy"
                    • Insists on paying with cash or uses credits cards(s) in different name(s)
                    • Significantly alters appearance from visit to visit (shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, ect)
                    • Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing
                    • Make racist or extreme religious statements couple with comments that are violent or appear to condone violence
                    • Make suspicious comments regarding anti-US, radical theology vague or cryptic warnings that suggest or appear to endorse the use of violence in support of a cause.
                    • Demonstrate interest in uses that do not seem consistent with the intended use of the item being purchased
                    • Possess little knowledge of intended purchase items
                    • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
                      • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
                      • Meals Ready to Eat
                      • Night Vision Devices
                      • Night flashlights
                      • Gas masks
                      • High capacity magazines
                      • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

                    _The FBI then reminds the Surplus Store in their catch-all "don't be racist" clause: It is important to remember that just because someone's speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious. For anyone paranoid about their government, this document is perfect evidence of the fatuity of the Federal Government in protecting and oppressing citizens. The letter has suggestions for Surplus Store owners to, you know, help America detect terrorists: _Be a part of the solution:

                    • Require valid ID for all new customers
                    • Keep records of purchases
                    • Talk to customers, ask questions, and listen to and observe their response.
                    • Watch for people and actions that are out of place.
                    • Make note of suspicious statements, people, and/or vehicles.
                    • If something is wrong, notify law enforcement authorities.
                    • Do not jeop

                    _

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                    wizardzz
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                    #9

                    John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                    Night flashlights

                    How does this differ from a regular flashlight?

                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                      Night flashlights

                      How does this differ from a regular flashlight?

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                      Chris Meech
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                      Day flashlights differ from Night flashlights in that the former do not require or ever run out of batteries. It happens to the latter more frequently. :)

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                      • W wizardzz

                        Well, hopefully you don't need high capacity mags while hunting, you'd be a shitty shot then.

                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                        thrakazog
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                        wizardzz wrote:

                        don't need high capacity mags while hunting, you'd be a sh***y shot then.

                        Have you ever tried to shoot a running white tail deer? I'll take all the ammo I can get for that. :laugh: But yeah, there are generally rules about how many rounds you can have in a gun while hunting.

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          The FBI has been handing out bulletins to Surplus Stores and Gun Shops. These bulletins, released by the Denver FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, Colorado Information Analysis Center (Homeland Security), and the Bureau of Justice Assistance (part of the Department of Justice), considers the following to be suspicious behavior that may be terrorist activity: _People or Groups Who:

                          • Provide identification that is inconsistent or suspect or demands identity "privacy"
                          • Insists on paying with cash or uses credits cards(s) in different name(s)
                          • Significantly alters appearance from visit to visit (shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, ect)
                          • Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing
                          • Make racist or extreme religious statements couple with comments that are violent or appear to condone violence
                          • Make suspicious comments regarding anti-US, radical theology vague or cryptic warnings that suggest or appear to endorse the use of violence in support of a cause.
                          • Demonstrate interest in uses that do not seem consistent with the intended use of the item being purchased
                          • Possess little knowledge of intended purchase items
                          • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
                            • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
                            • Meals Ready to Eat
                            • Night Vision Devices
                            • Night flashlights
                            • Gas masks
                            • High capacity magazines
                            • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

                          _The FBI then reminds the Surplus Store in their catch-all "don't be racist" clause: It is important to remember that just because someone's speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious. For anyone paranoid about their government, this document is perfect evidence of the fatuity of the Federal Government in protecting and oppressing citizens. The letter has suggestions for Surplus Store owners to, you know, help America detect terrorists: _Be a part of the solution:

                          • Require valid ID for all new customers
                          • Keep records of purchases
                          • Talk to customers, ask questions, and listen to and observe their response.
                          • Watch for people and actions that are out of place.
                          • Make note of suspicious statements, people, and/or vehicles.
                          • If something is wrong, notify law enforcement authorities.
                          • Do not jeop

                          _

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          You mean to tell me if I just walked out of my Meth lab, just because I smell funny they won't sell me a weapon. What kinda shit is that?

                          A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! Rodney Dangerfield

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                          • S soap brain

                            John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                            It is a well-established FACT that DHS considers citizens to be a greater threat to national security than it does the actual terrorists.

                            Actual terrorists aren't that great a threat.

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                            Lost User
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                            Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

                            Actual Manufactured terrorists aren't that great a threat.

                            FTFY.

                            "Don't confuse experts with facts" - Eric_V

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                              wizardzz wrote:

                              don't need high capacity mags while hunting, you'd be a sh***y shot then.

                              Have you ever tried to shoot a running white tail deer? I'll take all the ammo I can get for that. :laugh: But yeah, there are generally rules about how many rounds you can have in a gun while hunting.

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                              jschell
                              wrote on last edited by
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                              thrakazog wrote:

                              Have you ever tried to shoot a running white tail deer?

                              I suggest more skill and less ammo.

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                The FBI has been handing out bulletins to Surplus Stores and Gun Shops. These bulletins, released by the Denver FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, Colorado Information Analysis Center (Homeland Security), and the Bureau of Justice Assistance (part of the Department of Justice), considers the following to be suspicious behavior that may be terrorist activity: _People or Groups Who:

                                • Provide identification that is inconsistent or suspect or demands identity "privacy"
                                • Insists on paying with cash or uses credits cards(s) in different name(s)
                                • Significantly alters appearance from visit to visit (shaving beard, changing hair color, style of dress, ect)
                                • Have missing hand/fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing
                                • Make racist or extreme religious statements couple with comments that are violent or appear to condone violence
                                • Make suspicious comments regarding anti-US, radical theology vague or cryptic warnings that suggest or appear to endorse the use of violence in support of a cause.
                                • Demonstrate interest in uses that do not seem consistent with the intended use of the item being purchased
                                • Possess little knowledge of intended purchase items
                                • Make bulk purchases of items to include:
                                  • Weatherproofed ammunition or match containers
                                  • Meals Ready to Eat
                                  • Night Vision Devices
                                  • Night flashlights
                                  • Gas masks
                                  • High capacity magazines
                                  • Bi-pods or tri-pods for rifles

                                _The FBI then reminds the Surplus Store in their catch-all "don't be racist" clause: It is important to remember that just because someone's speech, actions, beliefs, appearance, or way of life is different; it does not mean that he or she is suspicious. For anyone paranoid about their government, this document is perfect evidence of the fatuity of the Federal Government in protecting and oppressing citizens. The letter has suggestions for Surplus Store owners to, you know, help America detect terrorists: _Be a part of the solution:

                                • Require valid ID for all new customers
                                • Keep records of purchases
                                • Talk to customers, ask questions, and listen to and observe their response.
                                • Watch for people and actions that are out of place.
                                • Make note of suspicious statements, people, and/or vehicles.
                                • If something is wrong, notify law enforcement authorities.
                                • Do not jeop

                                _

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                                Distind
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                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                It is a well-established FACT that DHS considers citizens to be a greater threat to national security than it does the actual terrorists.

                                Define terrorist, last time I added up the numbers your average terrorist was a citizen of at least the country attacked, if not the general vicinity. With the largest exception here being the wads who launch unguided projectiles over the border into Israel, and then of course the return fire. But that might count as a war if either country acknowledged the existence of the other. That said, your average terrorist that DHS is concerned with is an idiot. They likely live near what they're going to attack, and they likely know squat about what they're actually doing. Though none of this explains the MREs. But we are talking about an agency created because agencies weren't communicating together. There's only so much logic you can expect.

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                                • W wizardzz

                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  Night flashlights

                                  How does this differ from a regular flashlight?

                                  "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                                  cjoki
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                                  you use it during the day ;P

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                                    you use it during the day ;P

                                    Chris J www.redash.org

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                                    I thought nighttime flashlight was code word for those fleshlight things.

                                    "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                                      I thought nighttime flashlight was code word for those fleshlight things.

                                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                                      wizardzz wrote:

                                      I thought nighttime flashlight was code word for those fleshlight things.

                                      I should know better than to google an unknown term I find in the soapbox. While at work :~

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