How to defeat Microsoft?
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We talk of temptation and the lovely Miss P turns up. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
:-D I can resist everything except temptation!
Ali
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Richard MacCutchan wrote:
a kick up the jacksy!
Ouch! That's gotta hurt. :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)It's a wake-up call.
Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff
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bah, that's an awesome post. I gave it a 5!
Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]
I see no 5s!
Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff
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:-D I can resist everything except temptation!
Ali
Mrs Wife has a cup with
Mrs Wife's cup:
I could give up chocolate any time... ... but I'm no quiter!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
It's easy: get approximately $220,000,000,000, buy their stock and fire everyone. (Of course, once you start buying stock, it will go up, so you may need two to ten times that amount.)
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
forPower wrote:
How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
Microsoft doesn’t really exist. Do you think this is really a computer monitor you looking at? It’s all created by your imagination you poor soul. But there is a way, the brave man’s way! All that evil is in your head and in your head only. Now take that gun, point it to your head and pull the trigger! Destroy Microsoft! Be a winner!
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...otherwise known as roll your own.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Ouch!
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Mrs Wife has a cup with
Mrs Wife's cup:
I could give up chocolate any time... ... but I'm no quiter!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
I like her style! :-D
Ali