How to defeat Microsoft?
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
Why?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Jedi, fall into temptation must not.
So what was that about the pool of jelly and Salma? If that's not temptation than I'm a Nepalese squirrel juggler.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Are you Nepalese or is the squirrel? just curious
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
You can't: http://pics.myspew.com/var/albums/geek/img3c9bf32427113.jpg?m=1301361783[^] (SFW)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
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forPower wrote:
so can you teach me how to do
How on earth are we supposed to teach a cabbage?
Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
Metro RSSSprout! his ambition is to be a cabbage
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.But ultimately it was defeated by incest.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.CDP1802 wrote:
the empire always had the more impressive outfits
Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Not if Microsoft revives Bruce Lee.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.Or we can just wait for December 21, 2012.
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But ultimately it was defeated by incest.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
A game for all the family...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A game for all the family...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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CDP1802 wrote:
the empire always had the more impressive outfits
Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You could join Oracle and try.
Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
I thought Oracle was busy trying to defeat ..... Oracle
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
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That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
fall into temptation must not.
:-O Too late!
Ali
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You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?
No! I liked the X-Wing pilot[^] :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
fall into temptation must not.
:-O Too late!
Ali
right who's pinched my chocolate?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?
No! I liked the X-Wing pilot[^] :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
you can keep your x-wing pilot's outfit I will take whats left ;P
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
fall into temptation must not.
:-O Too late!
Ali
We talk of temptation and the lovely Miss P turns up. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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right who's pinched my chocolate?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
right who's pinched my chocolate?
:laugh:
Ali
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you can keep your x-wing pilot's outfit I will take whats left ;P
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Check out more of his drawings here[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
