How to defeat Microsoft?
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
First of all, you need to attract some very bright people to work for you. You also need to have good ideas that people can get interested in, preferably across a wide area of applications. On top of this, you really need to be able to capture the business market - this is where you really make your money. If Google and Apple can't kill off Microsoft, what makes you think you can do it?
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
No, first you must prove yourself worthy. This will require many, many years of solitude and training. Then, and only then, you must defeat much weaker adversaries. Then, and only then, can you take the final test to show your worthiness. Once you have done all that, then, we can teach you how to defeat Microsoft.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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No, first you must prove yourself worthy. This will require many, many years of solitude and training. Then, and only then, you must defeat much weaker adversaries. Then, and only then, can you take the final test to show your worthiness. Once you have done all that, then, we can teach you how to defeat Microsoft.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
Gin and Bacon. That is all you need0 to succeed in this world. 0 A big shitty stick is also quite useful for numpty-blatting anyone who asks stoopid questions.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
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That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Jedi, fall into temptation must not.
So what was that about the pool of jelly and Salma? If that's not temptation than I'm a Nepalese squirrel juggler.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
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That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse. -
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
Why?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Jedi, fall into temptation must not.
So what was that about the pool of jelly and Salma? If that's not temptation than I'm a Nepalese squirrel juggler.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Are you Nepalese or is the squirrel? just curious
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
You can't: http://pics.myspew.com/var/albums/geek/img3c9bf32427113.jpg?m=1301361783[^] (SFW)
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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forPower wrote:
so can you teach me how to do
How on earth are we supposed to teach a cabbage?
Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
Metro RSSSprout! his ambition is to be a cabbage
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.But ultimately it was defeated by incest.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.CDP1802 wrote:
the empire always had the more impressive outfits
Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Not if Microsoft revives Bruce Lee.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.Or we can just wait for December 21, 2012.
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But ultimately it was defeated by incest.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
A game for all the family...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A game for all the family...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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CDP1802 wrote:
the empire always had the more impressive outfits
Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
