Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. How to defeat Microsoft?

How to defeat Microsoft?

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
tutorialquestion
48 Posts 20 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • P Pete OHanlon

    That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.

    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

    L Offline
    L Offline
    Lost User
    wrote on last edited by
    #11

    On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.

    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

    And I smiled and was happy
    And it came worse.

    P N 2 Replies Last reply
    0
    • T thatraja

      Chuck Norris can

      thatraja


      **My Tip/Tricks
      My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
      **All these are my opinions. Different people. different way of thinking. I am no one to judge others - Chandru

      L Offline
      L Offline
      Lost User
      wrote on last edited by
      #12

      Not if Microsoft revives Bruce Lee.

      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

      And I smiled and was happy
      And it came worse.

      M 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • M milestanley

        How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

        R Offline
        R Offline
        R Giskard Reventlov
        wrote on last edited by
        #13

        Why?

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • M milestanley

          How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

          N Offline
          N Offline
          NormDroid
          wrote on last edited by
          #14

          forPower wrote:

          so can you teach me how to do

          How on earth are we supposed to teach a cabbage?

          Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
          Metro RSS

          B 1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

            Jedi, fall into temptation must not.

            So what was that about the pool of jelly and Salma? If that's not temptation than I'm a Nepalese squirrel juggler.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

            B Offline
            B Offline
            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
            wrote on last edited by
            #15

            Are you Nepalese or is the squirrel? just curious

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • M milestanley

              How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

              OriginalGriffO Offline
              OriginalGriffO Offline
              OriginalGriff
              wrote on last edited by
              #16

              You can't: http://pics.myspew.com/var/albums/geek/img3c9bf32427113.jpg?m=1301361783[^] (SFW)

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • N NormDroid

                forPower wrote:

                so can you teach me how to do

                How on earth are we supposed to teach a cabbage?

                Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
                Metro RSS

                B Offline
                B Offline
                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
                wrote on last edited by
                #17

                Sprout! his ambition is to be a cabbage

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • L Lost User

                  On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.

                  And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                  "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                  And I smiled and was happy
                  And it came worse.

                  P Offline
                  P Offline
                  Pete OHanlon
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #18

                  But ultimately it was defeated by incest.

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

                  N 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • L Lost User

                    On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.

                    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                    And I smiled and was happy
                    And it came worse.

                    N Offline
                    N Offline
                    Nagy Vilmos
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #19

                    CDP1802 wrote:

                    the empire always had the more impressive outfits

                    Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

                    B 1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • L Lost User

                      Not if Microsoft revives Bruce Lee.

                      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                      And I smiled and was happy
                      And it came worse.

                      M Offline
                      M Offline
                      Mario Majcica
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #20

                      Or we can just wait for December 21, 2012.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        But ultimately it was defeated by incest.

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

                        N Offline
                        N Offline
                        Nagy Vilmos
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #21

                        A game for all the family...


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

                        L 1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          A game for all the family...


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

                          L Offline
                          L Offline
                          Lost User
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #22

                          ...otherwise known as roll your own.

                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

                          C 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            CDP1802 wrote:

                            the empire always had the more impressive outfits

                            Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

                            B Offline
                            B Offline
                            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #23

                            You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

                            N 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • A Abhinav S

                              You could join Oracle and try.

                              Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

                              B Offline
                              B Offline
                              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #24

                              I thought Oracle was busy trying to defeat ..... Oracle

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • M milestanley

                                How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

                                M Offline
                                M Offline
                                Marc Clifton
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #25

                                forPower wrote:

                                How to defeat Microsof

                                Only Microsoft itself can do that. Marc

                                My Blog

                                P 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.

                                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

                                  L Offline
                                  L Offline
                                  LittleYellowBird
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #26

                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  fall into temptation must not.

                                  :-O Too late!

                                  Ali

                                  B N 2 Replies Last reply
                                  0
                                  • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                    You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

                                    N Offline
                                    N Offline
                                    Nagy Vilmos
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #27

                                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                                    You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?

                                    No! I liked the X-Wing pilot[^] :-D


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

                                    B 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • L LittleYellowBird

                                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                      fall into temptation must not.

                                      :-O Too late!

                                      Ali

                                      B Offline
                                      B Offline
                                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #28

                                      right who's pinched my chocolate?

                                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

                                      L 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                                        You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?

                                        No! I liked the X-Wing pilot[^] :-D


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

                                        B Offline
                                        B Offline
                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #29

                                        you can keep your x-wing pilot's outfit I will take whats left ;P

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

                                        N 1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                          right who's pinched my chocolate?

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

                                          L Offline
                                          L Offline
                                          LittleYellowBird
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #30

                                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                                          right who's pinched my chocolate?

                                          :laugh:

                                          Ali

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups