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  • L Lost User

    No, first you must prove yourself worthy. This will require many, many years of solitude and training. Then, and only then, you must defeat much weaker adversaries. Then, and only then, can you take the final test to show your worthiness. Once you have done all that, then, we can teach you how to defeat Microsoft.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    Pete OHanlon
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    That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.

    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

    "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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    • M milestanley

      How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Gin and Bacon. That is all you need0 to succeed in this world. 0 A big shitty stick is also quite useful for numpty-blatting anyone who asks stoopid questions.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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      • M milestanley

        How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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        Abhinav S
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        You could join Oracle and try.

        Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

          Jedi, fall into temptation must not.

          So what was that about the pool of jelly and Salma? If that's not temptation than I'm a Nepalese squirrel juggler.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • M milestanley

            How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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            thatraja
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            Chuck Norris can

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            **My Tip/Tricks
            My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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            • P Pete OHanlon

              That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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              Lost User
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              On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.

              And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
              "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

              And I smiled and was happy
              And it came worse.

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                Chuck Norris can

                thatraja


                **My Tip/Tricks
                My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
                **All these are my opinions. Different people. different way of thinking. I am no one to judge others - Chandru

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                Lost User
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                Not if Microsoft revives Bruce Lee.

                And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                And I smiled and was happy
                And it came worse.

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                • M milestanley

                  How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                  Why?

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  • M milestanley

                    How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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                    NormDroid
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                    forPower wrote:

                    so can you teach me how to do

                    How on earth are we supposed to teach a cabbage?

                    Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
                    Metro RSS

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      Jedi, fall into temptation must not.

                      So what was that about the pool of jelly and Salma? If that's not temptation than I'm a Nepalese squirrel juggler.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      Are you Nepalese or is the squirrel? just curious

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      • M milestanley

                        How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        You can't: http://pics.myspew.com/var/albums/geek/img3c9bf32427113.jpg?m=1301361783[^] (SFW)

                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • N NormDroid

                          forPower wrote:

                          so can you teach me how to do

                          How on earth are we supposed to teach a cabbage?

                          Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
                          Metro RSS

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          Sprout! his ambition is to be a cabbage

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          • L Lost User

                            On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.

                            And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                            "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                            And I smiled and was happy
                            And it came worse.

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            But ultimately it was defeated by incest.

                            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                            • L Lost User

                              On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.

                              And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                              "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                              And I smiled and was happy
                              And it came worse.

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              CDP1802 wrote:

                              the empire always had the more impressive outfits

                              Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              • L Lost User

                                Not if Microsoft revives Bruce Lee.

                                And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                                "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                                And I smiled and was happy
                                And it came worse.

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                                Mario Majcica
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                                Or we can just wait for December 21, 2012.

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  But ultimately it was defeated by incest.

                                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  A game for all the family...


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    A game for all the family...


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    Lost User
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                                    ...otherwise known as roll your own.

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      CDP1802 wrote:

                                      the empire always had the more impressive outfits

                                      Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                      You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?

                                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                      • A Abhinav S

                                        You could join Oracle and try.

                                        Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                        I thought Oracle was busy trying to defeat ..... Oracle

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        • M milestanley

                                          How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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                                          Marc Clifton
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                                          forPower wrote:

                                          How to defeat Microsof

                                          Only Microsoft itself can do that. Marc

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