How to defeat Microsoft?
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On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.CDP1802 wrote:
the empire always had the more impressive outfits
Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Not if Microsoft revives Bruce Lee.
And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.Or we can just wait for December 21, 2012.
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But ultimately it was defeated by incest.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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A game for all the family...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A game for all the family...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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CDP1802 wrote:
the empire always had the more impressive outfits
Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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You could join Oracle and try.
Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound
I thought Oracle was busy trying to defeat ..... Oracle
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
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That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
fall into temptation must not.
:-O Too late!
Ali
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You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?
No! I liked the X-Wing pilot[^] :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
fall into temptation must not.
:-O Too late!
Ali
right who's pinched my chocolate?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?
No! I liked the X-Wing pilot[^] :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
you can keep your x-wing pilot's outfit I will take whats left ;P
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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right who's pinched my chocolate?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:
right who's pinched my chocolate?
:laugh:
Ali
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
fall into temptation must not.
:-O Too late!
Ali
We talk of temptation and the lovely Miss P turns up. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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you can keep your x-wing pilot's outfit I will take whats left ;P
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Check out more of his drawings here[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
forPower wrote:
How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
"TEACH ME HOW TO DO! TEACH ME HOW TO DO!" John peered through his rifle scope, drawn to the main entrance at Microsoft headquarters. "Amazing", the said to himslf. The overly slim figure dressed in pink and green was repeatedly bashing his head against the fortifications surrounding Microsoft headquarters. The recent influx of funds that resulted from Microsoft's pursuit of software patent infringements by Samsung had resulted in bolstered defenses, not so much against the him, but certainly enough for the pink/green retard in his cross-hair. "TEACH ME HOW TO DO! TEACH ME HOW TO DO!" This had turned into one of those discretionary shots, where he could shoot or not shoot, depending on his mood, and the world would be none the worse off for his decision either way. "TEACH ME HOW TO DO! TEACH ME HOW TO DO!", the pink/green retard was shouting. It would have been sad if wasn't so damn funny. John was becoming hypnotized. "TEACH ME HOW TO DO! TEACH ME HOW TO DO!" All the moron had to do was OPEN the freakin' door so he could enter the building...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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Very Zen.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
This quest will not be easy brave warrior. Do you have the strength to succeed? First you must travel to the Nine Lands of the Crystal Monkey. There you must find the wizard Garthok. He will lead you to the swamp of razor ice. If your heart is pure within the ice you shall find the Nunchucks of Spirit, made from no earthly element. These shall be your weapon of choice as you smash down the doors of Redmond. Good luck brave warrior, you may be our last hope.
Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]
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What a pity we can't award negative votes. Or better still a kick up the jacksy!
Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff
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How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
forPower wrote:
How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?
Teach you now, Microsoft. It can take many year but I have only seconds before I can think. I am not a chatbot.
m.bergman
-- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.
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What a pity we can't award negative votes. Or better still a kick up the jacksy!
Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff
Richard MacCutchan wrote:
a kick up the jacksy!
Ouch! That's gotta hurt. :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
