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  • N NormDroid

    forPower wrote:

    so can you teach me how to do

    How on earth are we supposed to teach a cabbage?

    Software Kinetics Wear a hard hat it's under construction
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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    Sprout! his ambition is to be a cabbage

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • L Lost User

      On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.

      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

      And I smiled and was happy
      And it came worse.

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      Pete OHanlon
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      But ultimately it was defeated by incest.

      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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      • L Lost User

        On the dark side we already are, I thought. Besides that, the empire always had the more impressive outfits and theme music.

        And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
        "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

        And I smiled and was happy
        And it came worse.

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        CDP1802 wrote:

        the empire always had the more impressive outfits

        Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • L Lost User

          Not if Microsoft revives Bruce Lee.

          And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
          "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

          And I smiled and was happy
          And it came worse.

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          Mario Majcica
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          Or we can just wait for December 21, 2012.

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            But ultimately it was defeated by incest.

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            A game for all the family...


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              A game for all the family...


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Lost User
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              ...otherwise known as roll your own.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                CDP1802 wrote:

                the empire always had the more impressive outfits

                Rubbish! The emperor looked like a hobo. The uniforms worn by the admirals was more Japanese Navy c1940 then super space captains and as for the storm troopers ... Now look at the Rebellion. Those orange and white fighter outfits is so nifty, Obi-Wan had druidic charm, Han Solo possessed cowboy chic and the Princess was ...


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • A Abhinav S

                  You could join Oracle and try.

                  Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  I thought Oracle was busy trying to defeat ..... Oracle

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  • M milestanley

                    How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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                    Marc Clifton
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                    forPower wrote:

                    How to defeat Microsof

                    Only Microsoft itself can do that. Marc

                    My Blog

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      That way, the dark side leads to. Jedi, fall into temptation must not.

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                      LittleYellowBird
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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      fall into temptation must not.

                      :-O Too late!

                      Ali

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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                        You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?

                        No! I liked the X-Wing pilot[^] :-D


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • L LittleYellowBird

                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                          fall into temptation must not.

                          :-O Too late!

                          Ali

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          right who's pinched my chocolate?

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                            You liked Admiral Ackbar romper suit?

                            No! I liked the X-Wing pilot[^] :-D


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                            you can keep your x-wing pilot's outfit I will take whats left ;P

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                            • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                              right who's pinched my chocolate?

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                              LittleYellowBird
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                              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                              right who's pinched my chocolate?

                              :laugh:

                              Ali

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                              • L LittleYellowBird

                                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                fall into temptation must not.

                                :-O Too late!

                                Ali

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                #31

                                We talk of temptation and the lovely Miss P turns up. :-D


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                  you can keep your x-wing pilot's outfit I will take whats left ;P

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Check out more of his drawings here[^]


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  • M milestanley

                                    How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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                                    forPower wrote:

                                    How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

                                    "TEACH ME HOW TO DO! TEACH ME HOW TO DO!" John peered through his rifle scope, drawn to the main entrance at Microsoft headquarters. "Amazing", the said to himslf. The overly slim figure dressed in pink and green was repeatedly bashing his head against the fortifications surrounding Microsoft headquarters. The recent influx of funds that resulted from Microsoft's pursuit of software patent infringements by Samsung had resulted in bolstered defenses, not so much against the him, but certainly enough for the pink/green retard in his cross-hair. "TEACH ME HOW TO DO! TEACH ME HOW TO DO!" This had turned into one of those discretionary shots, where he could shoot or not shoot, depending on his mood, and the world would be none the worse off for his decision either way. "TEACH ME HOW TO DO! TEACH ME HOW TO DO!", the pink/green retard was shouting. It would have been sad if wasn't so damn funny. John was becoming hypnotized. "TEACH ME HOW TO DO! TEACH ME HOW TO DO!" All the moron had to do was OPEN the freakin' door so he could enter the building...

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                    • M Marc Clifton

                                      forPower wrote:

                                      How to defeat Microsof

                                      Only Microsoft itself can do that. Marc

                                      My Blog

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                                      Pete OHanlon
                                      wrote on last edited by
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                                      Very Zen.

                                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                      • M milestanley

                                        How to defeat Microsoft, so can you teach me how to do?

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                                        thrakazog
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                                        This quest will not be easy brave warrior. Do you have the strength to succeed? First you must travel to the Nine Lands of the Crystal Monkey. There you must find the wizard Garthok. He will lead you to the swamp of razor ice. If your heart is pure within the ice you shall find the Nunchucks of Spirit, made from no earthly element. These shall be your weapon of choice as you smash down the doors of Redmond. Good luck brave warrior, you may be our last hope.

                                        Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          What a pity we can't award negative votes. Or better still a kick up the jacksy!

                                          Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff

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                                          thrakazog
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                                          bah, that's an awesome post. I gave it a 5!

                                          Kill some time, play my game Hop Cheops[^]

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