Bloody rules
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What a bunch of wankers.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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"Please enquire at the Library Help Desk" :wtf:
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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next thing you know they;ll stop you looking up girls skirts as they reach for the books on the top shelf.. what?
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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It appears that the problem has spread to Durham[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It appears that the problem has spread to Durham[^]
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Simple solution...take the DVD players out of the stalls. :doh:
Sects Therapy
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WTF! How the heck can spunk block a shower? These people are fucking idiots!
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Semen is not soluble in water. As anyone who has ever climbed from the bath after a vigorous clean should know. And again such a practice tells us it particularly likes clinging to hair. So if enough of it goes down the plughole with enough hair it can soon cause a bit of a blockage.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Semen is not soluble in water. As anyone who has ever climbed from the bath after a vigorous clean should know. And again such a practice tells us it particularly likes clinging to hair. So if enough of it goes down the plughole with enough hair it can soon cause a bit of a blockage.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
That's a lot of 'research' you've been doing Buba.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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That's a lot of 'research' you've been doing Buba.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
When I was a teenager I was quite the scientist. For a few years in my early teens I was also plagued by a ghost at night. Many was the morning I woke up covered in ectoplasm.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Semen is not soluble in water. As anyone who has ever climbed from the bath after a vigorous clean should know. And again such a practice tells us it particularly likes clinging to hair. So if enough of it goes down the plughole with enough hair it can soon cause a bit of a blockage.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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Agree, Bloody one Based on the notice, Is Masturbation allowed outside library toilet? X|
thatraja
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
Pompeyboy3 here | Nobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone :sigh: -
Semen is not soluble in water. As anyone who has ever climbed from the bath after a vigorous clean should know. And again such a practice tells us it particularly likes clinging to hair. So if enough of it goes down the plughole with enough hair it can soon cause a bit of a blockage.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I've had a think about this. I went to Durham, and the term Merchant banker did indeed apply to most of the undergrads (ironically, many became actual Merchant Bankers). However: 1. According to "The Diary of a Teenage Health Freak" average male produces 5ml of ejactulate IIRC. 2. These are fit young men, and the university had some really fit young women when I was there. So let us assume something more like 10ml for safety. 3. There were never more than 9 people sharing one shower. Assuming that each male took a shower every day and they relax in a gentleman's way, that is only 90ml of ejaculate per day. I doubt that would block the drain as, presumably, each time there was already a much greater amount of water flowing. Additionally there will be relatively little hair as these people will all be under 21 and therefore mostly not going bald. It might of course block the drain if the 9 gentlemen involved took turns firing directly into the plughole without the water running, but I doubt they'd have the organisational capability. Even so, this isn't beyond the realms of possibility, if some of the rumours I heard whilst I was there were true. I suspect this is probably an intercollegiate prank (the colour of the door fits my old college, University, so I'm prepared to guess the pranksters were Hatfield College) . In typical Durham undergrad fashion they have also aped one of the proper, old universities. The real givaway is the fact that the Estates and Buildings department managed to spell Masturbation properly, they certainly wouldn't have managed this in the old days, though spell-checkers have improved greatly since 1880. Hope this helps.
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]
