Eliza

brianwelsch

http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

Barry Lapthorn

Why is it that you consider spending a day answering as many posts as I can in the manner of the old 'Eliza' program enjoyable? ;) Regards Barry

ColinDavies

That's interesting, can you tell me more about this ? Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

Christian Graus

And what makes you say that, do you think ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

NormDroid

Christian Just cracked open my second tinnie (Stella Artios), my wifes at a christmas party and my baby is a grandmothers, I'm intriged please do go on...

Christian Graus

It's interesting to hear that my baby is a grandmothers. Tell me more about that.... Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

Shaun Wilde

Why do you find cotton annoying?

Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

Christian Graus

This has my vote of being the most typical Eliza like response to my post. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

Shaun Wilde

Tell me more about your grandmother.

Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

Shaun Wilde

That's interesting. Why would you think I would say that?

Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

Paul Watson

Christian Graus wrote: And what makes you say that, do you think ? Eliza, take your clothes off and describe yourself. (well that is at least a paraphrase of the most popular line entered into programmes like Eliza)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

NormDroid

Shaun Wilde wrote: Tell me more about your grandmother. She's old... Next>

Barry Lapthorn

Tell me more ;) [I'll stop now ;)] Regards Barry

Paul Watson

brianwelsch wrote: http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] I had to do it but... You: Lets get naked Eliza: Please go on. :laugh: :rolleyes:

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

NormDroid

Christian Graus wrote: that my baby is a grandmothers Ah caught me, my baby is AT grandmothers :)

NormDroid

Shaun Wilde wrote: Why do you find cotton annoying? It's not annoying, are you being negative?

KaRl

"You: Yes ? Eliza: You are sure? You: No? Eliza: You are being a bit negative. You: Yes? Eliza: You are sure? You: Euh, no ? Eliza: You are being a bit negative. "

I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again

Christian Graus

Why will you stop now ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

Christian Graus

Yes, I'm having all sorts of flashbacks to that one. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

brianwelsch

You: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem. You: How do you do. Please state your problem. Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: Does that question interest you? Eliza: Oh, i []. You: cat got your tongue? Eliza: What about your own tongue? :laugh::laugh: BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso