Eliza

Shaun Wilde

Why do you find cotton annoying?

Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

Christian Graus

This has my vote of being the most typical Eliza like response to my post. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

Shaun Wilde

Tell me more about your grandmother.

Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

Shaun Wilde

That's interesting. Why would you think I would say that?

Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
- just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

Paul Watson

Christian Graus wrote: And what makes you say that, do you think ? Eliza, take your clothes off and describe yourself. (well that is at least a paraphrase of the most popular line entered into programmes like Eliza)

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

NormDroid

Shaun Wilde wrote: Tell me more about your grandmother. She's old... Next>

Barry Lapthorn

Tell me more ;) [I'll stop now ;)] Regards Barry

Paul Watson

brianwelsch wrote: http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] I had to do it but... You: Lets get naked Eliza: Please go on. :laugh: :rolleyes:

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

NormDroid

Christian Graus wrote: that my baby is a grandmothers Ah caught me, my baby is AT grandmothers :)

NormDroid

Shaun Wilde wrote: Why do you find cotton annoying? It's not annoying, are you being negative?

KaRl

"You: Yes ? Eliza: You are sure? You: No? Eliza: You are being a bit negative. You: Yes? Eliza: You are sure? You: Euh, no ? Eliza: You are being a bit negative. "

I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again

Christian Graus

Why will you stop now ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

Christian Graus

Yes, I'm having all sorts of flashbacks to that one. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

brianwelsch

You: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem. You: How do you do. Please state your problem. Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: Does that question interest you? Eliza: Oh, i []. You: cat got your tongue? Eliza: What about your own tongue? :laugh::laugh: BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

NormDroid

No

brianwelsch

Does that question interest you? BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

thematt

Desktop Bob told me to start fires. Matt is a network administrator for an auditing company in the midwest. He is shamelessly looking for Windows programming side work.

Steven Hicks n 1

We were talking about you not me. Ahh the memories of old Eliza ;) -Steven

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James T Johnson

Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? You: Hello Lisa Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem. Wow, it doesn't even know its own name! You: How do you feel about war with Iraq Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: it certainly does Eliza: You are sure? You: well, maybe not Eliza: Why the uncertain tone? You: you put uncertainty into my mind! Eliza: Why do you say your mind? You: I hope it's my mind Eliza: Why do you say your mind? You: it isn't? Eliza: Please go on. You: so who's mind is this? Eliza: Please go on. You: is it Bob's? Eliza: Please go on. You: Different topic, have you visited CodeProject? Eliza: Oh, i visited codeproject. You: What did you think of it? Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: I think it's of interest to Chris Maunder Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: I better stop, this post is getting too big Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? Ok, so I was a little bored :) Twice I got glitches where I saw other people's comments instead of my own. I like the reply I got the first time I said "I think it's of interest to Chris Maunder" and got back: You: take your clothes off and describe yourself Eliza: What about your own clothes off and describe myself? :omg: James "The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way. But your new shoes are worn at the heels and your suntan does rapidly peel and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick." "Thick as a Brick" from Thick as a Brick, Jethro Tull 1972

Steven Hicks n 1

You: all your base are belong to us Eliza: What about your own base are belong to us? You: you have no chance to survive make your time Eliza: Oh, i have no chance to survive make my time. You: someone set us up the bomb Eliza: Please go on. You: hahaha Eliza: Please go on. You: You Are Five Monkeys In A Cage Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am five monkeys in a cage? You: No more cold water needed Eliza: You are being a bit negative. -Steven

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