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  • S Shaun Wilde

    Tell me more about your grandmother.

    Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
    But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
    - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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    NormDroid
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    Shaun Wilde wrote: Tell me more about your grandmother. She's old... Next>

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    • C Christian Graus

      This has my vote of being the most typical Eliza like response to my post. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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      Barry Lapthorn
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      Tell me more ;) [I'll stop now ;)] Regards Barry

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        http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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        Paul Watson
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        brianwelsch wrote: http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] I had to do it but... You: Lets get naked Eliza: Please go on. :laugh: :rolleyes:

        Paul Watson
        Bluegrass
        Cape Town, South Africa

        Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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        • C Christian Graus

          It's interesting to hear that my baby is a grandmothers. Tell me more about that.... Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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          NormDroid
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          Christian Graus wrote: that my baby is a grandmothers Ah caught me, my baby is AT grandmothers :)

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          • S Shaun Wilde

            Why do you find cotton annoying?

            Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
            But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
            - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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            NormDroid
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            Shaun Wilde wrote: Why do you find cotton annoying? It's not annoying, are you being negative?

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            • B brianwelsch

              http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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              KaRl
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              "You: Yes ? Eliza: You are sure? You: No? Eliza: You are being a bit negative. You: Yes? Eliza: You are sure? You: Euh, no ? Eliza: You are being a bit negative. "

              I hurt so bad inside I wish you could see the world through my eyes It stays the same I just wanna laugh again

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              • B Barry Lapthorn

                Tell me more ;) [I'll stop now ;)] Regards Barry

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                Christian Graus
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                Why will you stop now ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                • P Paul Watson

                  Christian Graus wrote: And what makes you say that, do you think ? Eliza, take your clothes off and describe yourself. (well that is at least a paraphrase of the most popular line entered into programmes like Eliza)

                  Paul Watson
                  Bluegrass
                  Cape Town, South Africa

                  Shog9 wrote: Everybody just wants to be naked and famous, Paul.

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                  Christian Graus
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                  Yes, I'm having all sorts of flashbacks to that one. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                  • B brianwelsch

                    http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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                    You: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem. You: How do you do. Please state your problem. Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: Does that question interest you? Eliza: Oh, i []. You: cat got your tongue? Eliza: What about your own tongue? :laugh::laugh: BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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                    • C ColinDavies

                      That's interesting, can you tell me more about this ? Regardz Colin J Davies

                      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                      You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        And what makes you say that, do you think ? Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                        Does that question interest you? BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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                        • C Christian Graus

                          I considered spending a day answering as many posts as I can in the manner of the old 'Eliza' program to see how long it took for people to cotton on that this is what I was trying to do, but I decided it would be annoying. But it seemed such a cool idea that I thought I'd settle for telling you all :-) Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                          Desktop Bob told me to start fires. Matt is a network administrator for an auditing company in the midwest. He is shamelessly looking for Windows programming side work.

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                          • S Shaun Wilde

                            That's interesting. Why would you think I would say that?

                            Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
                            But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
                            - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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                            Steven Hicks n 1
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                            We were talking about you not me. Ahh the memories of old Eliza ;) -Steven

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                            • B brianwelsch

                              http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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                              Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? You: Hello Lisa Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem. Wow, it doesn't even know its own name! You: How do you feel about war with Iraq Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: it certainly does Eliza: You are sure? You: well, maybe not Eliza: Why the uncertain tone? You: you put uncertainty into my mind! Eliza: Why do you say your mind? You: I hope it's my mind Eliza: Why do you say your mind? You: it isn't? Eliza: Please go on. You: so who's mind is this? Eliza: Please go on. You: is it Bob's? Eliza: Please go on. You: Different topic, have you visited CodeProject? Eliza: Oh, i visited codeproject. You: What did you think of it? Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: I think it's of interest to Chris Maunder Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: I better stop, this post is getting too big Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? Ok, so I was a little bored :) Twice I got glitches where I saw other people's comments instead of my own. I like the reply I got the first time I said "I think it's of interest to Chris Maunder" and got back: You: take your clothes off and describe yourself Eliza: What about your own clothes off and describe myself? :omg: James "The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way. But your new shoes are worn at the heels and your suntan does rapidly peel and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick." "Thick as a Brick" from Thick as a Brick, Jethro Tull 1972

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                              • B brianwelsch

                                http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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                                Steven Hicks n 1
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                                You: all your base are belong to us Eliza: What about your own base are belong to us? You: you have no chance to survive make your time Eliza: Oh, i have no chance to survive make my time. You: someone set us up the bomb Eliza: Please go on. You: hahaha Eliza: Please go on. You: You Are Five Monkeys In A Cage Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am five monkeys in a cage? You: No more cold water needed Eliza: You are being a bit negative. -Steven

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                                  No

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                                  Neil Van Eps
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                                  you're being negative Neil Van Eps "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein

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                                  • S Steven Hicks n 1

                                    We were talking about you not me. Ahh the memories of old Eliza ;) -Steven

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                                    RaviBee
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                                    How do you feel when you say we were talking about me not you? /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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                                    • C Christian Graus

                                      Yes, I'm having all sorts of flashbacks to that one. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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                                      RaviBee
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                                      You seem quite positive. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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                                      • B brianwelsch

                                        Does that question interest you? BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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                                        RaviBee
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                                        We were talking about you, not me. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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                                        • B brianwelsch

                                          http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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                                          RaviBee
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                                          This is a bogus version. I put it in an infinite loop by answering "Yes". Now I have to dig up my old source code from 1980... :) I rewrote Eliza (following Weizenbaum's Lisp patterns in a '78 isssue of the CACM) in C. It was quite a hoot and allowed you to save your conversations and also run in auto-answer mode. Great fun to watch Eliza talk to herself! /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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