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  • S Shaun Wilde

    That's interesting. Why would you think I would say that?

    Technically speaking the dictionary would define Visual Basic users as programmers.
    But here again, a very generalized, liberal definition is being employed and it's wrong
    - just plain wrong - Tom Archer 5/12/02

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    Steven Hicks n 1
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    We were talking about you not me. Ahh the memories of old Eliza ;) -Steven

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    • B brianwelsch

      http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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      Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? You: Hello Lisa Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem. Wow, it doesn't even know its own name! You: How do you feel about war with Iraq Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: it certainly does Eliza: You are sure? You: well, maybe not Eliza: Why the uncertain tone? You: you put uncertainty into my mind! Eliza: Why do you say your mind? You: I hope it's my mind Eliza: Why do you say your mind? You: it isn't? Eliza: Please go on. You: so who's mind is this? Eliza: Please go on. You: is it Bob's? Eliza: Please go on. You: Different topic, have you visited CodeProject? Eliza: Oh, i visited codeproject. You: What did you think of it? Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: I think it's of interest to Chris Maunder Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: I better stop, this post is getting too big Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? Ok, so I was a little bored :) Twice I got glitches where I saw other people's comments instead of my own. I like the reply I got the first time I said "I think it's of interest to Chris Maunder" and got back: You: take your clothes off and describe yourself Eliza: What about your own clothes off and describe myself? :omg: James "The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way. But your new shoes are worn at the heels and your suntan does rapidly peel and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick." "Thick as a Brick" from Thick as a Brick, Jethro Tull 1972

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      • B brianwelsch

        http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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        Steven Hicks n 1
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        You: all your base are belong to us Eliza: What about your own base are belong to us? You: you have no chance to survive make your time Eliza: Oh, i have no chance to survive make my time. You: someone set us up the bomb Eliza: Please go on. You: hahaha Eliza: Please go on. You: You Are Five Monkeys In A Cage Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am five monkeys in a cage? You: No more cold water needed Eliza: You are being a bit negative. -Steven

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          Neil Van Eps
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          you're being negative Neil Van Eps "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein

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          • S Steven Hicks n 1

            We were talking about you not me. Ahh the memories of old Eliza ;) -Steven

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            RaviBee
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            How do you feel when you say we were talking about me not you? /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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            • C Christian Graus

              Yes, I'm having all sorts of flashbacks to that one. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002 Again, you can screw up a C/C++ program just as easily as a VB program. OK, maybe not as easily, but it's certainly doable. - Jamie Nordmeyer - 15-Nov-2002

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              You seem quite positive. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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              • B brianwelsch

                Does that question interest you? BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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                We were talking about you, not me. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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                • B brianwelsch

                  http://www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html [^] BW "Computers are useless. They only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso

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                  This is a bogus version. I put it in an infinite loop by answering "Yes". Now I have to dig up my old source code from 1980... :) I rewrote Eliza (following Weizenbaum's Lisp patterns in a '78 isssue of the CACM) in C. It was quite a hoot and allowed you to save your conversations and also run in auto-answer mode. Great fun to watch Eliza talk to herself! /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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                  • N Neil Van Eps

                    you're being negative Neil Van Eps "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein

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                    RaviBee
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                    We were talking about you, not me. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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                    • N NormDroid

                      Shaun Wilde wrote: Tell me more about your grandmother. She's old... Next>

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                      RaviBee
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                      Go on. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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                      • T thematt

                        Desktop Bob told me to start fires. Matt is a network administrator for an auditing company in the midwest. He is shamelessly looking for Windows programming side work.

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                        David Wulff
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                        I have a new sig. :)

                        David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

                        "Desktop Bob told me to start fires" - thematt

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                        • RaviBeeR RaviBee

                          This is a bogus version. I put it in an infinite loop by answering "Yes". Now I have to dig up my old source code from 1980... :) I rewrote Eliza (following Weizenbaum's Lisp patterns in a '78 isssue of the CACM) in C. It was quite a hoot and allowed you to save your conversations and also run in auto-answer mode. Great fun to watch Eliza talk to herself! /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

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                          Roger Wright
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                          Please do! And post it here! That would make a great article, and one of our first on AI (Attempted Intelligence).:-D "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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