Eliza

James T Johnson

Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you? You: Hello Lisa Eliza: How do you do. Please state your problem. Wow, it doesn't even know its own name! You: How do you feel about war with Iraq Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: it certainly does Eliza: You are sure? You: well, maybe not Eliza: Why the uncertain tone? You: you put uncertainty into my mind! Eliza: Why do you say your mind? You: I hope it's my mind Eliza: Why do you say your mind? You: it isn't? Eliza: Please go on. You: so who's mind is this? Eliza: Please go on. You: is it Bob's? Eliza: Please go on. You: Different topic, have you visited CodeProject? Eliza: Oh, i visited codeproject. You: What did you think of it? Eliza: Does that question interest you? You: I think it's of interest to Chris Maunder Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? You: I better stop, this post is getting too big Eliza: Can you elaborate on that? Ok, so I was a little bored :) Twice I got glitches where I saw other people's comments instead of my own. I like the reply I got the first time I said "I think it's of interest to Chris Maunder" and got back: You: take your clothes off and describe yourself Eliza: What about your own clothes off and describe myself? :omg: James "The elastic retreat rings the close of play as the last wave uncovers the newfangled way. But your new shoes are worn at the heels and your suntan does rapidly peel and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick." "Thick as a Brick" from Thick as a Brick, Jethro Tull 1972

Steven Hicks n 1

You: all your base are belong to us Eliza: What about your own base are belong to us? You: you have no chance to survive make your time Eliza: Oh, i have no chance to survive make my time. You: someone set us up the bomb Eliza: Please go on. You: hahaha Eliza: Please go on. You: You Are Five Monkeys In A Cage Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am five monkeys in a cage? You: No more cold water needed Eliza: You are being a bit negative. -Steven

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Neil Van Eps

you're being negative Neil Van Eps "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein

RaviBee

How do you feel when you say we were talking about me not you? /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

RaviBee

You seem quite positive. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

RaviBee

We were talking about you, not me. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

RaviBee

This is a bogus version. I put it in an infinite loop by answering "Yes". Now I have to dig up my old source code from 1980... :) I rewrote Eliza (following Weizenbaum's Lisp patterns in a '78 isssue of the CACM) in C. It was quite a hoot and allowed you to save your conversations and also run in auto-answer mode. Great fun to watch Eliza talk to herself! /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

RaviBee

We were talking about you, not me. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

RaviBee

Go on. /ravi Let's put "civil" back in "civilization" http://www.ravib.com ravib@ravib.com

David Wulff

I have a new sig. :)

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

"Desktop Bob told me to start fires" - thematt

Roger Wright

Please do! And post it here! That would make a great article, and one of our first on AI (Attempted Intelligence).:-D "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)