Bedford
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12. Bedford A swamp in Bedfordshire, England that ironically has a Luton postcode. This is probably most likely due to the embarressment of admitting to coming from Bedford. Famous ex-patriots include Paula Ratcliffe (who will forever be remembered for taking a shit in the road in the middle of a cross country run!), and Ronnie Barker. Most famous people would never admit to coming from Bedford, and leave it at the first available opportunity. A popular party game amongst humans (i.e bipedal non-bufoniform lifeforms that don't live in Bedford) is "name five famous people from Bedford". This usually leaves people stumped after one or two. This game is similar to "name five famous people from Belgium", but infinitely more amusing due to the fact that most people from Bedford are fighting a battle of the wits unarmed. Bedford does have it's good points...The Charles Wells Brewery, and the A6 leaving Bedford! Has it's own rail service known as "First Capital Connect" (formerly Thameslink), However your average inbred Bedfordian would rather use Midland Mainline (and therefore overcongest what would otherwise be a good service) to commute to London as they then have the opportunity to mix with normal human beings and annoy them. There is just not enough space to descibe how unbeleivably awful Bedford and it's denizens are. The only phrase that springs to mind is the quote from 'Good Morning Vietnam'. "It sure sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls!". I think this comes close. Bedford is best avoided at all/any cost, especially for those of a sensitive disposition...or anyone that has an imagination and has watched "The hills have eyes". Even East Europeans avoid it! "Excuse me sir. I happen to notice that you have one eye in the middle of your forehead, Ginger hair, Webbed Feet and a generally Bufoniform appearance, and play the Banjo...Do you by any chance hail from Bedford?" "How d'yer guess, I s'pose it's the fact that I have a T-shirt on with 'I'm so stupid that even stupid disowns me' gives it away?"
Dave, have you anything to add?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to
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12. Bedford A swamp in Bedfordshire, England that ironically has a Luton postcode. This is probably most likely due to the embarressment of admitting to coming from Bedford. Famous ex-patriots include Paula Ratcliffe (who will forever be remembered for taking a shit in the road in the middle of a cross country run!), and Ronnie Barker. Most famous people would never admit to coming from Bedford, and leave it at the first available opportunity. A popular party game amongst humans (i.e bipedal non-bufoniform lifeforms that don't live in Bedford) is "name five famous people from Bedford". This usually leaves people stumped after one or two. This game is similar to "name five famous people from Belgium", but infinitely more amusing due to the fact that most people from Bedford are fighting a battle of the wits unarmed. Bedford does have it's good points...The Charles Wells Brewery, and the A6 leaving Bedford! Has it's own rail service known as "First Capital Connect" (formerly Thameslink), However your average inbred Bedfordian would rather use Midland Mainline (and therefore overcongest what would otherwise be a good service) to commute to London as they then have the opportunity to mix with normal human beings and annoy them. There is just not enough space to descibe how unbeleivably awful Bedford and it's denizens are. The only phrase that springs to mind is the quote from 'Good Morning Vietnam'. "It sure sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls!". I think this comes close. Bedford is best avoided at all/any cost, especially for those of a sensitive disposition...or anyone that has an imagination and has watched "The hills have eyes". Even East Europeans avoid it! "Excuse me sir. I happen to notice that you have one eye in the middle of your forehead, Ginger hair, Webbed Feet and a generally Bufoniform appearance, and play the Banjo...Do you by any chance hail from Bedford?" "How d'yer guess, I s'pose it's the fact that I have a T-shirt on with 'I'm so stupid that even stupid disowns me' gives it away?"
Dave, have you anything to add?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to
I would like to add the following quotes from Urban Dictionary:
CHAV CENTRAL where every1 thinks hey are from London or South Central Los Angeles. u ghett me, safe man, blud, brap, and every1 who goes on msn in bedford for 10 mins uses the term "lol" about 1,200 times (thats the equivalent of 2 lols pe second) cos its the only wod they know. fuckin chavs."
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A medium sized town in England nearby to Luton, and almost as Crap. Packed with public schools yet still somehow full of Chavs and drunks. home to The Harper centre, which boasts one of the worst selection of shops I have ever seen, plus a few failed attempts at sculptures to make it look nicer, if you want to shop, don't go here, go to Milton Keynes, its much nicer. 'Hey, wanna' go into Bedford at the weekend?' 'nah' don't bother its a shit hole, lets go Milton Keynes'.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
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I would like to add the following quotes from Urban Dictionary:
CHAV CENTRAL where every1 thinks hey are from London or South Central Los Angeles. u ghett me, safe man, blud, brap, and every1 who goes on msn in bedford for 10 mins uses the term "lol" about 1,200 times (thats the equivalent of 2 lols pe second) cos its the only wod they know. fuckin chavs."
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A medium sized town in England nearby to Luton, and almost as Crap. Packed with public schools yet still somehow full of Chavs and drunks. home to The Harper centre, which boasts one of the worst selection of shops I have ever seen, plus a few failed attempts at sculptures to make it look nicer, if you want to shop, don't go here, go to Milton Keynes, its much nicer. 'Hey, wanna' go into Bedford at the weekend?' 'nah' don't bother its a shit hole, lets go Milton Keynes'.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Woking[^] gets it pretty harsh.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Woking[^] gets it pretty harsh.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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And I have to return home every weekend:
Hungary:
The best fucking country ever!!! Located in central europe,population 10.05 million, it has great weather,tons of alcohol,and hot ass chicks!! Hungary has beautiful scenery,great beaches like Lake Balaton, and tons of medicinal baths. The people aren't stupid, like Americans.The people are known worldwide as being very smart,having had many nobel prize winners. The people are nice, (if you even attempt to speak in Hungarian) and helpful. Has ton of history, great museums, restaurants, nightclubs, etc. Hungary is a great country,where you will be pleasantly surprised, has everything that anyone would look for!! Everyone enjoy!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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12. Bedford A swamp in Bedfordshire, England that ironically has a Luton postcode. This is probably most likely due to the embarressment of admitting to coming from Bedford. Famous ex-patriots include Paula Ratcliffe (who will forever be remembered for taking a shit in the road in the middle of a cross country run!), and Ronnie Barker. Most famous people would never admit to coming from Bedford, and leave it at the first available opportunity. A popular party game amongst humans (i.e bipedal non-bufoniform lifeforms that don't live in Bedford) is "name five famous people from Bedford". This usually leaves people stumped after one or two. This game is similar to "name five famous people from Belgium", but infinitely more amusing due to the fact that most people from Bedford are fighting a battle of the wits unarmed. Bedford does have it's good points...The Charles Wells Brewery, and the A6 leaving Bedford! Has it's own rail service known as "First Capital Connect" (formerly Thameslink), However your average inbred Bedfordian would rather use Midland Mainline (and therefore overcongest what would otherwise be a good service) to commute to London as they then have the opportunity to mix with normal human beings and annoy them. There is just not enough space to descibe how unbeleivably awful Bedford and it's denizens are. The only phrase that springs to mind is the quote from 'Good Morning Vietnam'. "It sure sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls!". I think this comes close. Bedford is best avoided at all/any cost, especially for those of a sensitive disposition...or anyone that has an imagination and has watched "The hills have eyes". Even East Europeans avoid it! "Excuse me sir. I happen to notice that you have one eye in the middle of your forehead, Ginger hair, Webbed Feet and a generally Bufoniform appearance, and play the Banjo...Do you by any chance hail from Bedford?" "How d'yer guess, I s'pose it's the fact that I have a T-shirt on with 'I'm so stupid that even stupid disowns me' gives it away?"
Dave, have you anything to add?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to
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12. Bedford A swamp in Bedfordshire, England that ironically has a Luton postcode. This is probably most likely due to the embarressment of admitting to coming from Bedford. Famous ex-patriots include Paula Ratcliffe (who will forever be remembered for taking a shit in the road in the middle of a cross country run!), and Ronnie Barker. Most famous people would never admit to coming from Bedford, and leave it at the first available opportunity. A popular party game amongst humans (i.e bipedal non-bufoniform lifeforms that don't live in Bedford) is "name five famous people from Bedford". This usually leaves people stumped after one or two. This game is similar to "name five famous people from Belgium", but infinitely more amusing due to the fact that most people from Bedford are fighting a battle of the wits unarmed. Bedford does have it's good points...The Charles Wells Brewery, and the A6 leaving Bedford! Has it's own rail service known as "First Capital Connect" (formerly Thameslink), However your average inbred Bedfordian would rather use Midland Mainline (and therefore overcongest what would otherwise be a good service) to commute to London as they then have the opportunity to mix with normal human beings and annoy them. There is just not enough space to descibe how unbeleivably awful Bedford and it's denizens are. The only phrase that springs to mind is the quote from 'Good Morning Vietnam'. "It sure sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls!". I think this comes close. Bedford is best avoided at all/any cost, especially for those of a sensitive disposition...or anyone that has an imagination and has watched "The hills have eyes". Even East Europeans avoid it! "Excuse me sir. I happen to notice that you have one eye in the middle of your forehead, Ginger hair, Webbed Feet and a generally Bufoniform appearance, and play the Banjo...Do you by any chance hail from Bedford?" "How d'yer guess, I s'pose it's the fact that I have a T-shirt on with 'I'm so stupid that even stupid disowns me' gives it away?"
Dave, have you anything to add?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to
I grew up in Bedford Texas which is just as bad.
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