Words. Fail. Me.

Nagy Vilmos

Michael Bergman wrote:

I dunno. What's in the Bloat Box?

Their software. ;) It takes in each message and decides which router to send it to. The router software can actually do everything their f'uped bloatware does; only it's faster. I love having to keep 83 conflicting egos on the up at the same time. :-D

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Luc Pattyn

I wouldn't bet any money on the outcome when a no-brainer is to decide on a no-brainer. :wtf:

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Jorgen Andersson

No problems, just curious.

Light moves faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak. List of common misconceptions

Nagy Vilmos

Take a bet on the f'uped solution; I think that's the way we'll go. Then when it goes FUBAR in production we'll suggest switching over to the sensible solution and charge them ++ for plugging in a cable and re-doing some simple config. Simples.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

My nemesis in allegedly an 'experienced PM'. My arse he is.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Luc Pattyn

Sounds like a plan. :)

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Espen Harlinn

For the umptenth time I wish Den makalösa manicken[^] was available in english. It's about a professor that has created a somewhat overly complicated eternity engine - and the lyrics is oddly appropriate with regards to the endless number of transformations data goes through on it's way from a to b to c to d to e ... to z in this modern day and age.

Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services

Jason Hooper

HA! Priceless, and oh so relevant to my life right about now. Needed that laugh :laugh:

Jason

Lost User

Best laugh I've had in a while - like the fluffy clouds :laugh:

It is an absolute certainty that there are no certainties. ~ Christopher Hitchens 1949-2011

Michael Bergman

As a person who prefers his own code to that of others' more concise, better behaved, and technically superior software, I have to side with the client on this. Besides, I have a soft spot in my brain for redundant processes. I think it may be a tumor.

m.bergman

For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. -- Steve Landesberg

baskinhu

unless those redundant processes are guitar riffs continuously making you headbang like a 15 yr old rock fan, you should have someone look into that... ;)

Florin Jurcovici 0

Can you blame it, if the messages look sexy? :-D

Stefan_Lang

Most people (think that they) don't need arguments to argue ;)

Stefan_Lang

If they're so brain-dead, they won't notice if you did that:

+-------------+ +-------------+ +-------------+ +---------+
| Source |--+->| Bloat Box |---->| Slow Router |---->| NIRWANA |
+-------------+ | +-------------+ +-------------+ +---------+
| +-------------+
+->| Destination |
+-------------+

;)