You know you're a power-mad sysadmin...
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... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour. :sigh:
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... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour. :sigh:
Software Zen:
delete this;You still have people in the office at any time?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You still have people in the office at any time?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
The group affected by the outage (repairs to a SourceSafe 'data base') are all located in Dayton, Ohio, US. I'm the first in, usually around 6:00 a.m. The latest one in shows up around 8:30 to 9:00. We're on flex-time, so this isn't a big deal.
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... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour. :sigh:
Software Zen:
delete this;... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour ... AND you post about it on the internet! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
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... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour ... AND you post about it on the internet! ;)
Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute
Touché.
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... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour. :sigh:
Software Zen:
delete this;..Just to make sure all the managers know you're in the office early, huh? ;P
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..Just to make sure all the managers know you're in the office early, huh? ;P
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Well, you know what they say about old dogs/whores and tricks...
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..Just to make sure all the managers know you're in the office early, huh? ;P
I doubt they give the proverbial rat's ass how early I come in, as long as I continue to be as productive as I am.
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Well, you know what they say about old dogs/whores and tricks...
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You've described my consulting services perfectly.
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... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour. :sigh:
Software Zen:
delete this;That's like saying: "You know you're a midget when you're under 130cm". I AM THE ALMIGHTY SYSADMIN! ALL PRAISE MEEE! MEEEE! MUAHAHAHAHAH! edit: MUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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I doubt they give the proverbial rat's ass how early I come in, as long as I continue to be as productive as I am.
Software Zen:
delete this;NO! Bed checks MUST be performed! If you are not chained to your rower at the same time as everyone else, how can the ship go in a straight line? (Get the feeling I worked for too many asinine companies/managers?)
Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour. :sigh:
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..Just to make sure all the managers know you're in the office early, huh? ;P
And probably using a remote login from bed.....
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... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour. :sigh:
Software Zen:
delete this;Somehow reminds me of the recent discussion about the CP forums being down - on the CP forums ... :doh:
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Somehow reminds me of the recent discussion about the CP forums being down - on the CP forums ... :doh:
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... when you send a broadcast e-mail regarding an outage, even though no one is in the office yet, and won't be for another hour. :sigh:
Software Zen:
delete this;You know you're a power-mad sysadmin... ...When the BOFH reads like your biography!
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You know you're a power-mad sysadmin... ...When the BOFH reads like your biography!
... or they ask your permission to use your material.
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Somehow reminds me of the recent discussion about the CP forums being down - on the CP forums ... :doh:
Sounds like my local ISP: Its network status page always shows everything is working acceptably as it is not updated when there is a fault because no-one would be able to access the page until the fault is fixed. I also know of a large Data Centre which has an Up Time running into several years (probably decades now) as it excludes scheduled downtimes and unscheduled downtimes from its stats.