Thank Puck...
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...that stupid, wouldn't fuck her with another man's dick, cunt of a Russian has had her arse handed to her. I'm buying tickets to next years Australian Open just so I can see a Sharapova match. OK, one point, as I'll stand up mid point and tell her to shut the fuck up, can't stand the cunt, hope she's raped by a passing elephant. And the the Pommy Telegraph site, fuck off you cunts, if I want to see a viseo of tennis I'll find one. I camr to a newspaper site to read stuff, I don't want to see some poof prancing around a court, Leave videos to Youtube. Thank you for making the Post Message link a big fucking red button, I always had issues making posts before, now I can do it drunk cause the button sticks out likes dog's balls.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
mark merrens wrote:
Skippy
Wide at the hips, built-in shopping bag, with a certain spring to her walk ...
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mark merrens wrote:
Skippy
Wide at the hips, built-in shopping bag, with a certain spring to her walk ...
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Dalek Dave wrote:
And they have three vaginas
I guess that could lead to a severe inferiority complex
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Dalek Dave wrote:
And they have three vaginas
I guess that could lead to a severe inferiority complex
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While I remeber her fondly, I think it's safe to say that I never had that kind of thoughts about her - I can't vouch for the Sweedes though ... Did you know she was banned in Sweeden? As inappropriate for children!
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Twice at least...
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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While I remeber her fondly, I think it's safe to say that I never had that kind of thoughts about her - I can't vouch for the Sweedes though ... Did you know she was banned in Sweeden? As inappropriate for children!
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Ridiculous. There was always the moral at the end of each episode about friendship or respect or some other positive attribute. As a child I wished I was growing up in Australia and had a pet kangeroo.
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...that stupid, wouldn't fuck her with another man's dick, cunt of a Russian has had her arse handed to her. I'm buying tickets to next years Australian Open just so I can see a Sharapova match. OK, one point, as I'll stand up mid point and tell her to shut the fuck up, can't stand the cunt, hope she's raped by a passing elephant. And the the Pommy Telegraph site, fuck off you cunts, if I want to see a viseo of tennis I'll find one. I camr to a newspaper site to read stuff, I don't want to see some poof prancing around a court, Leave videos to Youtube. Thank you for making the Post Message link a big fucking red button, I always had issues making posts before, now I can do it drunk cause the button sticks out likes dog's balls.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So how do you really feel about her? Personally I would, she has a fine body. OK facially she can be rough in the wrong light, but a whinging crimmo like you could alway go double bagging the butter-face.
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Well if she grunts like that in court, it's interesting to consider how she'd do in other similarly exertive conditions.
Regards, Nish
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Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
mark merrens wrote:
I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start.
:-D
Regards, Nish
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Ridiculous. There was always the moral at the end of each episode about friendship or respect or some other positive attribute. As a child I wished I was growing up in Australia and had a pet kangeroo.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
They feared that the show could mislead children into believing animals could do things that they actually could not do. By the same logic it would appear that they must have believed in Pippi Longstocking[^]. Pippi Longstocking at Wikipedia[^]
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They feared that the show could mislead children into believing animals could do things that they actually could not do. By the same logic it would appear that they must have believed in Pippi Longstocking[^]. Pippi Longstocking at Wikipedia[^]
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Juat what are you guys talking about? The kangaroo? :~
Regards, Nish
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Juat what are you guys talking about? The kangaroo? :~
Regards, Nish
My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com
Fleetingly perceptions, but that may change. Feel free to add your 4 cents worth (I would not insult you by implying that your input is only worth 2 cents)
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Well if she grunts like that in court, it's interesting to consider how she'd do in other similarly exertive conditions.
Regards, Nish
My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com
If not downright scary :laugh:
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Fleetingly perceptions, but that may change. Feel free to add your 4 cents worth (I would not insult you by implying that your input is only worth 2 cents)
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Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
mark merrens wrote:
I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start.
That's brilliant. :)
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So how do you really feel about her? Personally I would, she has a fine body. OK facially she can be rough in the wrong light, but a whinging crimmo like you could alway go double bagging the butter-face.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Personally I would, she has a fine body.
OK facially she can be rough in the wrong light, but a whinging crimmo like you could alway go double bagging the butter-face.By that logic you'd give Sporty Spice a go. I'll see if I can get her to fuck off out of Australia quicker so you can throw a leg over.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael, were you been tipping the bottle a little too high last night??
A guide to posting questions on CodeProject[^]
Dave KreskowiakDave Kreskowiak wrote:
Michael, were you been tipping the bottle a little too high last night??
There is no such thing as too high, plus my observation on Grunty Skank is spot on.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
