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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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    mark merrens wrote:

    I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start.

    That's brilliant. :)

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    • D Dalek Dave

      So how do you really feel about her? Personally I would, she has a fine body. OK facially she can be rough in the wrong light, but a whinging crimmo like you could alway go double bagging the butter-face.

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Personally I would, she has a fine body.
      OK facially she can be rough in the wrong light, but a whinging crimmo like you could alway go double bagging the butter-face.

      By that logic you'd give Sporty Spice a go. I'll see if I can get her to fuck off out of Australia quicker so you can throw a leg over.

      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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      • D Dave Kreskowiak

        Michael, were you been tipping the bottle a little too high last night??

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        Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

        Michael, were you been tipping the bottle a little too high last night??

        There is no such thing as too high, plus my observation on Grunty Skank is spot on.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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        • R R Giskard Reventlov

          Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective? I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy). You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start. :-)

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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          mark merrens wrote:

          Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective?

          Fuck no!

          mark merrens wrote:

          I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy).

          It's you Poms that seem to have a thing for Skippy, not us.

          mark merrens wrote:

          You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start.

          I can't believe you're using fag Gen Y words like chillas and dude. How old are you again? I might give this drinking thing a go next weekend.

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            mark merrens wrote:

            Are you completely incapable of expressing yourself without peppering your speech with invective?

            Fuck no!

            mark merrens wrote:

            I mean, we get that you appear to have an issue with a female tennis player. Is it that she does not conform to your ideal woman? (Skippy).

            It's you Poms that seem to have a thing for Skippy, not us.

            mark merrens wrote:

            You should learn to chillax, dude, you appear to be wound up pretty tight: perhaps you need some alcohol? I know you don't drink very much... perhaps it's time to start.

            I can't believe you're using fag Gen Y words like chillas and dude. How old are you again? I might give this drinking thing a go next weekend.

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            Michael Martin wrote:

            f*** no!

            :laugh:

            Michael Martin wrote:

            It's you Poms that seem to have a thing for Skippy, not us.

            Only the Peanut Butter...

            Michael Martin wrote:

            I can't believe you're using fag Gen Y words like chillas and dude. How old are you again? I might give this drinking thing a go next weekend.

            'fag Gen Y': I have no idea what that means - perhaps get Skippy to tranlate this for you. :-)

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              Dave Kreskowiak wrote:

              Michael, were you been tipping the bottle a little too high last night??

              There is no such thing as too high, plus my observation on Grunty Skank is spot on.

              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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              So it is. She got her ass kicked all over that court. Good times!

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              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                Michael Martin wrote:

                f*** no!

                :laugh:

                Michael Martin wrote:

                It's you Poms that seem to have a thing for Skippy, not us.

                Only the Peanut Butter...

                Michael Martin wrote:

                I can't believe you're using fag Gen Y words like chillas and dude. How old are you again? I might give this drinking thing a go next weekend.

                'fag Gen Y': I have no idea what that means - perhaps get Skippy to tranlate this for you. :-)

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                mark merrens wrote:

                Only the Peanut Butter...

                There's one I've never heard before, Skippy Panut Butter. Sound so wrong.

                mark merrens wrote:

                'fag Gen Y': I have no idea what that means - perhaps get Skippy to tranlate this for you. :)

                Gen Y are people born from 1980 to 1995 (I think the new Generation starts in 1996, but am not positive). Fag Gen Y words, mean the gay made up word that generation came up with.As your at least Gen X and possibly sneak into Baby Boomer territory, your way too old to use them.

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  mark merrens wrote:

                  Only the Peanut Butter...

                  There's one I've never heard before, Skippy Panut Butter. Sound so wrong.

                  mark merrens wrote:

                  'fag Gen Y': I have no idea what that means - perhaps get Skippy to tranlate this for you. :)

                  Gen Y are people born from 1980 to 1995 (I think the new Generation starts in 1996, but am not positive). Fag Gen Y words, mean the gay made up word that generation came up with.As your at least Gen X and possibly sneak into Baby Boomer territory, your way too old to use them.

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Michael Martin wrote:

                  Gen Y are people born from 1980 to 1995 (I think the new Generation starts in 1996, but am not positive).
                   
                  Fag Gen Y words, mean the gay made up word that generation came up with.As your at least Gen X and possibly sneak into Baby Boomer territory, your way too old to use them.

                  Whoa there, Shiela, I resemble that implication! :laugh:

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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